Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[RedShell]

Granted, it's a different one. Didn't you find it eating a Mario figure a while back?

I wish for a Valentine.

 

[Megamario15]

I did, and that was supposed to represent me.

Granted. It's from a female.

I wish that there was some place like home.

 

[RedShell]

Granted. Your original home was crap.

I wish for no white text or clear text.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. There's no text at all.

I wish people would stop complaining about marquee text.

 

[RedShell]

In order to do that, the only text that exists is marquee text

I wish for glow text.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. EVERY LETTER IS GLOW TEXT.

I wish for superscript and subscript.

 

[RedShell]

Everyone leaves because of the marquee glow, superscript and subscript.

I wish for all this horrible text to go away and never come back.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted all text goes away.

I wish Nintendo Power would return.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, their new mascot is Waluigi and every letter in the magazine is Γ rendering it unreadable.

I wish Nintendo would acknowledge Waluigi's 15th anniversary this year with a game.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted, it sucks

I wish for nothing

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. The universe turns into nothing, thus destroying mankind.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, here ya go:

I wish I wasn't broke.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You win $1000000, then you die from cancer.

I wish we could cure cancer.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted. The man that discovers the cure dies before being able to tell anyone

I wish for no violent outbreaks

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You buy everyone's silence and you are broke.

I wish I was more skilled at everything.

 

[TheFarmboy]

Granted, but you alienate everyone around you.

I wish I would have a well-paying job.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, it pays well but your boss treats you like crap and you've signed a contract binding you to the job forever.

I wish Waluigi was in every Mario Kart game ever.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. They all suck.

I wish Mario didn't die when he falls in a pit

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, every game becomes Super Paper Mario.

I wish it was easier to find Mario Kart 64 sprites.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. Every game becomes MK64.

I wish Yoshi could touch fuzzy and NOT get dizzy.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Yoshi dies because the drugs were the only thing caliming him down after Baby Mario's annoying crying.

I wish that Chrom riding Ridley was added in Smash.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted- The backlash drives Sakurai to cancel all future Smash titles and not allow any other developer to take his place, that's just it.

I wish A Troll in Central Park was critically acclaimed instead of critically panned.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. It's much different and you don't like it anymore.

I wish Yoshi used fire breath more.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted he never eats bad guys

I wish for everything nice

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You also get everything bad.


I wish for a snow day.