Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. It sucks and it was a huge waste of Money

I wish i had a Winning Lottery ticket

 

[Mintiously]

Granted. You turn invisible and lose your voice.

I wish that I could jump like Mario.

I didn't wish.

Granted. It sucks and it was a huge waste of Money

I wish i had a Winning Lottery ticket

Bolded is false.

Granted, you won one doller.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You turn invisible and lose your voice.

I wish that I could jump like Mario.

I didn't wish.

Exactly.

Uh, wish?

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. You turn invisible and lose your voice.

I wish that I could jump like Mario.

I didn't wish.

Granted. It sucks and it was a huge waste of Money

I wish i had a Winning Lottery ticket

Bolded is false.

I know, i liked the movie but you have to make
a terrible consiquence

 

[Lumastar]

You could say he goes into the ocean to meet a space dolphin and drowns.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

You could say he goes into the ocean to meet a space dolphin and drowns.

Why had'nt i thought of that!?

I wish i was a Fast Typer

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You type so fast that your hands light on fire and you die.

I wish that I had an emoticon on the forum for others to use.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. Nobody uses it

I wish that this wish would'nt have a terrible consiquence

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, a petty mod (not saying there are too many on this forum) blocks you for not obeying the rules. And you still get the bad part, which is that you kill yourself (I don't think you would, but just go along with it) for forum deprivation.

I wish Nintendo would quit trolling us with hints of Zelda Wii U and just announce it already.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. The game SUUUCKS

I wish that FNaF 3 would'nt scare me

 

[Mintiously]

Granted. I'm too sleepy to think of a con, so have this.

Next person think of a wish and think of a con.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Err... I think of a wish and wish for world domination.

 

[Lumastar]

Oh no! You broke the game!

 

[TinTinfinite]

I wish someone didn't break the game.

 

[YuruNex]

Granted, it breaks again not long after.

I wish for my wi-fi to be actually good.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. You get so addicted that you don't get a
good Career/Job and you fail at life...DEPRESSINGLY

I wish that i was Taller

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You grow so tall that you can touch the moon and die from lack of air.

I wish that I could control infinite clones of myself.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

They eventually break free of your control and kill you.

I wish scalping didn't happen for amiibos.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Certain amiibos are still rare.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Rare amiibos are rarer than you think.

I wish for 'third party' amiibos.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. You can't afford them

I wosh the images in my sig were side-by-side

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You said wosh, and thus all objects in your sig are replaced by .

I wish that I had infinite wishes.

 

[Stargazing]

Granted. I steal them for you.

I wish for cookies.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted. Yo- wait what's this?

You give me your cookies before you get a chance to eat them.

I wish to eat these cookies.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. The Expire the excact moment you're about
to eat them and you die of Food Poisoning

I wish i had Mario Kart 8