Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Will Solace]

Granted, the fashion police arrest you and kill you.

I wish for Zelda Wii U to come out now, and for it to actually be excellent.

 

[Mintiously]

Granted.

Since your Discord, it made no sense to the others.

I wish for Discord.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. Future DLC turns Splatoon into a horrible game, and every subsequent Splatoon game becomes forty times worse.

I wish for a snack right now.

Granted, it's human flesh Hot Pockets

Mmmmmm

Granted.

Since your Discord, it made no sense to the others.

I wish for Discord.

Granted. Discord appears for only a quadrillionth of a second and wearing a bikini.

I wish my human flesh Hot Pockets were cherry-flavored.

 

[Lord Bowser]

granted, but the flesh turns you into a zombie

I wish I had a perfectly functional copy of super mario maker right now

 

[Will Solace]

Granted, Nintendo had lied about all the good things about and it turns out to be crap.

I wish I could live in the world of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and that I won't be accused of being a creepy brony.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. Everyone in the world becomes total jerks to you.

I wish for a diamond-studded chainsaw.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You can't afford it.

I wish no more FNAF prequels/sequels (no FNAF 5).

 

[Will Solace]

Granted, FNAF fanboys find out you made that wish and burn down your house.

I wish I didn't have any homework at school.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. You become dumber, and end up becoming a victim of your own ignorance (Did'nt this through).

I wish i had a lucid dream of my own imagination.

 

[RedShell]

Granted, it's a nightmare.

I wish for a slice of pizza that won't kill me or make me ill.

 

[Kingfawful4321]

Granted. It's so healthy that it makes you immortal and you live to see all your loved ones die and you're all alone after the apocalypse.

I wish for an extra finger.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, but it breaks and has to be amputated.

I wish my .BRRES file opener worked.

 

[Mintiously]

Granted. It opens...



For twelve seconds.


I wish for nothing.

 

[Kerrigan]

granted but then you get something.

I wish vandals died

 

[Kingfawful4321]

Granted. One possesses you and you become a vandal.

I wish everything was back to normal.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted but it fails

I wish I was an admin

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. You ban yourself.

I wish for a flowing cape.

 

[Kerrigan]

granted but it rips.

I wish for a better fridge

 

[TinTinfinite]

granted you get rotten food inside your fridge

i wish for infinite amount of food

 

[Will Solace]

Granted, it's food you hate. You also will die of starvation if you don't eat it every second of your life.

I wish schools could stop giving us homework.

 

[princessofalicorns]

granted, they give you two extra hours of school time instead

i wish there were more episodes of htf

 

[TinTinfinite]

granted, there are now more R-rated stuff.

i wish the hoverboard will release at the end of the year.

 

[Nysic]

granted, but it's unfinished and they barely function

i wish it would stop fucking raining

 

[Mintiously]

Granted. It snows.

I don't wish.

 

[princessofalicorns]

granted, there are now more R-rated stuff.

are you kidding me the only reason i watch it is because of the r-rated stuff (well, it's actually tv-14)

granted, your wish would've saved the world but as you didn't even make one, the world is destroyed.

i wish for stuff that's not bad.