Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but it's sequel flops hard and kills any chance of it becoming a movie franchise.

I wish I wasn't tired.
 
Granted, now you're so hyper, that you have trouble sleeping at night, and can't relax.

I wish Pink Gold Peach was uglier.
 
Granted, she's also now the protagonist of every game. Ever.
I wish the apples I have were better quality.
 
Granted, they become poisonous though.

I wish for some poster frames so I can hang my posters without worrying about ripping them with tape.
 
Granted, but now the walls in your room have peeled off (i dunno what happened but oh well).

I wish my PC parts were here.
 
Granted, you lose one because you messed up landing on the Koopa shell.

I wish for a ultra hammer.
 
Granted, that one guy who bought 100 of them snuck into your house and stole it.

I wish Nintendo bought Rare back from Microsoft.
 
You mean Mariotehplumber?

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Granted, all their best employees went into forming Playtonic Games.

I wish Final Fantasy XV would get ported to the Switch.
 
Granted, there are numerous bugs, glitches, and framerate issues in that version (Especially in undocked mode) due to the Switch's limitations.

I wish clickbait stopped being made on YouTube.
 
Granted, now you understand how much they secretly hated you.

I wish it wouldn't take me forever to make one image for the 'Shroom.
 
Granted, but in exchange several thousand brain cells had to be sacrificed.

I wish when Super Mario Odyssey comes out, nobody on YouTube spoils anything in the video thumbnails.
 
Granted. They spoil it in the video titles.

I wish something big would happen to celebrate Super Mario Land's 30th anniversary.
 
Granted, they very briefly acknowledge Tatanga's existence in a Nintendo Direct.

I wanna be the guy.
 
Granted, you become so engrossed on focusing on the task at hand that you lose the ability to relax.

I wish it was December already.
 
Granted, skipping Oddysey's release date means that it never comes out.
I wish I could write faster.
 
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