Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Not granted, what do you wish the Nintendo Switch to do?

I wish my dad would just bring my PC parts since I already know the PC can boot up.
 
Granted, you're never able to relax again.

I wish my allergies wasn't flaring up right now. :drmario:
 
Granted, you remember everything forever including bad memories.

I wish for a better wish.
 
Granted. The only reason it got blessed is because it sneezed.

I wish the stores weren't all out of Switches by the time my brother and I arrive.
 
Granted, but you choke and die.

I wish I was more popular
 
Granted, Ninetndo doesn't care about you and you appear as a stupid guy who the player stumbles upon frequently and come off as annoying.

I wish my hair looked more like how I draw it for my OC.
 
Congratulations, now the bullies who don't have internet at their homes are creating hate sites out of everyone at school.

I wish Paper Mario went back to the TTYD formula
 
How is that in any way bad? At least for me.
Anyway, granted, but you have the motivation to cry.
I wish that my chair was as comfortable as my other chair.
 
Mister Apple said:
How is that in any way bad? At least for me.

Lots of calories and possibly being difficult to eat?

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Granted, you get so witty that you become snarky and upset some random biker bloke.

I wish for some KFC chicken strips.
 
They come in a small plate, not enough to fill a stomach.

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Calvin and Hobbes is revived as a new western animation show for 2 seasons.

Thank you for reading.
 
Granted, it's a gritty reboot where half of the scenes are boring action scenes of Spaceman Spiff killing bad CGI aliens.
I wish I was a better coder.
 
Granted, you went so far that you became a notorious hacker and everyone fears you now.

I wish The Emoji Movie was re-released as a better Emoji Movie, and then people like it
 
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