Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, you are wildly funny, but by being an (bleep)hole and no one likes you.

I wish my OC didn't take like 2 hours to draw in different poses.
 
Granted. It gets a reboot, makes even more offensive jokes, and becomes even more popular than the original Family Guy.

I wish all Mario characters get swim garb.
 
Granted, however your mods get shut down due to a violation of Nintendo's (unfair) copyright system.

I wish I didn't always wake up at 3 AM and stay up until school starts.
 
Granted, however it's bootlegged versions of them featuring 7 Grand Dad.

I wish that Fire Emblem Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn weren't so stupidly expensive and rare nowadays.
 
You have a malicious AI that kills you and your entire family.
I wish I was more confident in front of people.
 
Granted, you become so confident that you lose self-awareness.

I wish that I had the Marie amiibo.
 
Granted, but this one comes to life at night and wandered off.

I wish I didn't have to wait an extra month because I live in Lebanon to get my switch games.
 
Granted, a hoard of scalpers buy them up is mass quantities.

I wish it was the 30th already.
 
Granted, but it's actually February, so the 30th doesn't exist.

I wish that there was a Sonic Mania 2 in development
 
Granted, they put Sanzaru Games in charge of it.

I wish my hair wasn't curly so I could grow it out long.
 
You get nothing. Nothing happens. You're bored. You begin wondering about the fact that you ruined your life. You are depressed. You commit suicide.

I wish the people I hate died right now (and I don't hate myself, so I you were gonna use that then gotcha!)
 
Granted, he shocks you with the thunderhand.

I wish Mario actually existed in real life because he is the best.
 
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