Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, it's so acclaimed that all future Mario Karts are 2D sprite based with identical gameplay.

I wish I could spawn chicken sandwiches with the snap of a finger

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, they're raw so you have to cook them before you can eat them.

I wish I could make tables better for my Keyboarding class.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. It's the wrong definition of table.

I wish I do well in my upcoming classes

 

[Koops]

Granted. Sadly, all your friends don't pass and now you're alone in your grade.

I wish I could just get that frikkin' PAL switch eshop.

 

[MsRetroGeek]

Granted you would have spent all of your money at the eshop.

I really wish I could be cured of my current cold.

 

[Mintiously]

Granted, you get the flu straight after.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

Granted, you get absolutely nothing for the rest of your life.

I wish I could time travel.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, you can only travel forward five seconds at a time.

I wish I had more Twitter followers.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted, you just got followed by everyone in the U.S. Congress.

I wish I could finally get that stupid green chair in ACNL

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, you accidentally delete your file and lose it.

I wish I were good at speedrunning.

 

[Christmas Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, you get so good at speedrunning that you end up always speedrunning and never enjoy anything else. Good-bye exploration, a good story, and all those hidden secrets (unless it is a 100% speedrun).

I wish the inhabitants of Beanbean Kingdom (not the Toads of that game) could appear in more games.

 

[Dimentiorules]

Granted, but they become the main characters, replacing Mario.

I wish I had shapeshifting powers.

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

Granted, you can only change one of your limbs every 24 hours.

I wish could make mods for games.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, they're not good and the public hates them.

I wish the same thing Dimentiorules wished, just whenever I want.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. Doing it too frequently puts an unhealthy strain on your body and you can seriously mess yourself up.

I wish I knew what to post next in my Mario Kart thread.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted. Doing it too frequently puts an unhealthy strain on your body and you can seriously mess yourself up.

I would just not do it too often then :P

Granted, you know but then you forget and you never remember.

I wish I had a popular Discord server.

 

[Mintiously]

Granted, it quickly gets raided.

I wish I was bored.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but where's the fun in that?

I wish some amiibos weren't so rare.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. The ones I want aren't rare but the ones you want still are.

I wish for Yoshi's autograph.

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

Granted, it's fake.

I wish Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo Switch wasn't fake.

 

[Dimentiorules]

Granted, but none of the Dlc characters are in it unless you preorder.

I wish Rosalina was real.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. She has her MK8 voice.

I wish I could say I'm a big Daisy fan without the negative connotations.

 

[Koops]

Granted, the Diasy fanbase drags you deep down in the void of daisyness, wiping out every single memory of your life, except Daisy.

I wish For the old man's paraglide without having to find three shrines in BotW.

 

[Christmas Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, it is down to two. And the one that is gone is the bomb one. (You will never receive that awesome power)

I wish I could get an actual autographs, one for each of the color Yoshis (none of which are fake).

 

[Koops]

Granted, but someone steals them out of jealousy and burns them down after realizing they don't need it.

I wish MK8D was actually challenging to come in 1st place.