Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted. Your IQ rises but your EQ drops twice as much.

I wish I had remembered that that one deadline had been extended for the whole class.
 
Granted, you forget everything else about your class.

I wish I had subscribers on YouTube.
 
Granted, you obtain so many subscribers that every comment section on your videos becomes a illegible cesspool of malice, spam and repetitive unfunny internet jokes.

I wish for more morale.
 
Granted, everyone else gets it but not you.

I wish Yoshis would exist in real life and live peacefully alongside humans.
 
Granted, now the world is overpopulated.

I wish more people liked my Fanmade PM.
 
Granted, that means more people hate it now too.

I wish I had an HTC Vive.
 
Granted, but you'll never get a game on it.

I wish Nintendo made a remake of Mario Kart: Super Circuit.
 
Granted, they butcher it so much that it's no good anymore.

I wish I would stop coughing.
 
Granted. Your life is boring, because all you do is write essays.

I wish the genie would stop screwing up our wishes.
 
Granted, you accidentally kill your friends with them.

I wish that response is good.
 
Granted, it's good for everyone but you.

I wish I could dye my hair.
 
Granted, but now you look like a hippie.

I wish I was better at digital drawing.
 
Granted, now you're worse at drawing non-digitally.

I wish I was better at Super Mario 74 Extreme Edition.
 
Granted. You end up spending countless days on your computer (or whatever you're playing on) and your life is ruined.

My wish for the switch has been granted. I just wish for switch games.
 
Granted, you can only get shovelware games.

I wish I were a Yoshi and could live peacefully with humans.
 
Granted, but you are targeted by Bowser.

I wish I don't have to go swimming today cuz I don't feel like it.
 
Granted, if you don't go swimming you have to take a long, more exhaustive hike.

I wish the same thing I wished before but this time without bringing Bowser to real life.
 
Granted, but they're paper, you can't eat'em.

I wish I wasn't confused like I am now.
 
Granted, your new camera dies now.

I wish my homework was done.
 
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