Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. Your IQ rises but your EQ drops twice as much.

I wish I had remembered that that one deadline had been extended for the whole class.

 

[E. C. Koopa]

Granted, you forget everything else about your class.

I wish I had subscribers on YouTube.

 

[Noct]

Granted, you obtain so many subscribers that every comment section on your videos becomes a illegible cesspool of malice, spam and repetitive unfunny internet jokes.

I wish for more morale.

 

[E. C. Koopa]

Granted, everyone else gets it but not you.

I wish Yoshis would exist in real life and live peacefully alongside humans.

 

[Koops]

Granted, now the world is overpopulated.

I wish more people liked my Fanmade PM.

 

[E. C. Koopa]

Granted, that means more people hate it now too.

I wish I had an HTC Vive.

 

[Lily]

Granted, but you'll never get a game on it.

I wish Nintendo made a remake of Mario Kart: Super Circuit.

 

[E. C. Koopa]

Granted, they butcher it so much that it's no good anymore.

I wish I would stop coughing.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted, you're dead. No more cough!

I wish I could finally commit to writing again.

 

[Jigglypurin]

Granted. Your life is boring, because all you do is write essays.

I wish the genie would stop screwing up our wishes.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted, this thread is worthless now

I wish I could use Kirby's abilities

 

[Koops]

Granted, you accidentally kill your friends with them.

I wish that response is good.

 

[E. C. Koopa]

Granted, it's good for everyone but you.

I wish I could dye my hair.

 

[Koops]

Granted, but now you look like a hippie.

I wish I was better at digital drawing.

 

[E. C. Koopa]

Granted, now you're worse at drawing non-digitally.

I wish I was better at Super Mario 74 Extreme Edition.

 

[Koops]

Granted. You end up spending countless days on your computer (or whatever you're playing on) and your life is ruined.

My wish for the switch has been granted. I just wish for switch games.

 

[E. C. Koopa]

Granted, you can only get shovelware games.

I wish I were a Yoshi and could live peacefully with humans.

 

[Koops]

Granted, but you are targeted by Bowser.

I wish I don't have to go swimming today cuz I don't feel like it.

 

[E. C. Koopa]

Granted, if you don't go swimming you have to take a long, more exhaustive hike.

I wish the same thing I wished before but this time without bringing Bowser to real life.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, an asteroid will wipe out every dinosaur on the planet again.

I wish Peach and Zelda appeared together more often.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. It's just fanart.

I wish I could have some of the tasty, non-harmful recipes from the Paper Mario games.

 

[Koops]

Granted, but they're paper, you can't eat'em.

I wish I wasn't confused like I am now.

 

[Lily]

Granted, you're now dead. You'll never be confused again in this state.

I wish I could be a monkey.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You lose all the advantages humans have over monkeys.

I wish my old camera worked.

 

[Koops]

Granted, your new camera dies now.

I wish my homework was done.