Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, you receive a day's worth of popcorn and extreme paranoia.

I wish I didn't have allergies.
 
Granted, only because you don't like blondes as much anymore so you like them both equally.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat today.
 
Granted, once you get it, it crashes and corrupts whichever console it plays on.

I wish I could do a collaboration with Nathaniel Bandy.
 
Granted, but then Fawful's Minion swoops in and steals the show.

I wish I was good at heavyweights in Smash.
 
Granted, all the Wire Frames beat you to a pulp and you're immediately thrown off the screen.

I wish Knuckles actually looked like an echidna.
 
Granted, now he looks a lot uglier.

I wish Mario characters existed in the real world.
 
Granted. We're still brittle and flimsy, while they are durable. They are the master race.

I wish I could eat some of Zess T.'s recipes.
 
Granted, playing as him crashes the game.

I wish music today didn't suck so much.
 
Granted, instead of sucking, it blows out your eardrums and you're now deaf.

I wish for Super Mario Maker 2 on Switch with no removed features and lots of new features.
 
Granted. There's still no slopes.

I with Super Mario Maker for 3DS allowed me to share levels via the internet, and not just via StreetPass.
 
Granted, they're taken down after 24 hours if no one stars them.

I wish 10th grade were less mediocre.
 
Granted, but they redesign it and it looks awful.

I wish a Mario RPG rep got into Smash Bros.
 
Granted, he looks like a really ugly badger.

I wish I could get a namedrop from Nathaniel Bandy in one of his videos.
 
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