Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. He pronounces it wrong.

I wish Scuttlebugs could get their adorable suction cup feet back.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, they now get stuck.

I wish Galoombas appeared more often.

 

[Koops]

Granted, now they're invading the pink gold mushroom kingdom.

I wish I could destroy a blue shell when it's trying to hit me on the end of lap 3.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, the Super Horn doesn't want to be used by you.

I wish MK64 had better physics.

 

[Koops]

Granted, the physics become so good at a point your console can't handle and it EXPLODES!!

I wish I had a shell.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, don't you already have one?

I wish Blast Boxes existed in Melee.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted, they explode simply by nudging them.

I wish my paper was done.

 

[FrozenDragon150]

Granted, it's full of really bad grammar and spelling.

I wish I could sleep whenever I wanted x.x

 

[Koops]

Granted, you sleep but never wake up again.

I wish I didn't have to struggle to think of a good wish.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, there are too many of them in your head.

I wish SNES Rainbow Road didn't appear in 4 Mario Karts.

 

[Koops]

Granted it appears in all Mario karts instead of 4.

I wish for the switch.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, you don't have the money for it.

I want the Fake Item Box to return.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted but it looks identical to the normal item box and sends you to last place if you hit it

I wish I was attractive and not shy.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, genetics were not kind to you.

I wish I knew the release date for the 25th James Bond film.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, it's on the 20th of July 3,000,000.

I wish for a fat hat.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, your head is to small to wear it.

I wish I had every edition of the Ripley's Believe it or Not! books.

 

[Koops]

Granted, but they're all boring.

I wish I got Reggie's autograph.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, your body is not ready.

I wish Little Mac's recovery didn't suck.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, it's buffed so much that he KO's himself at the top of the stage.

I wish I could relive my childhood.

 

[Koops]

Granted, you'll also have to relive your childhood nightmares.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You are inexplicably buoyant.

I wish I knew how to do my essay.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, there's so much going on inside your head that it makes it hard to think.

I wish every stage in Smash had a Smashville and Battlefield mode, in addition to their Ω form.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted. They suck.

I wish it weren't so hot in Massachusetts today.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, it's hot elsewhere in the world and Massachusetts is cold.

I wish Easter was all about chocolate.

 

[Koops]

Granted, but you realize you don't like chocolate.

I wish I was smarter.