Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, now you have even more new homework.

I wish I could meet some of my favorite YouTubers.
 
Granted, you meet them in court after they are robbed and you're framed for it (also you're unable to prove your innocence)

I wish I had perfect teeth and never had to see a dentist again
 
Granted. You don't need to clean them anymore because they're broken.

I wish very good dreams weren't too disappointing when you wake up.
 
Granted, it means your dreams become real which includes nightmares.

I wish my friend that I met on Discord would join the forums.
 
Granted, but he ends up being a complete asshat to everybody on here.

I wish I could eat as much as I want without any concern over my health.
 
Granted. You are no longer concerned about eating healthy. That doesn't mean it's healthy, you're just not concerned.

I wish that assignment would get graded soon.
 
Granted, they now taste like mushroom flavored ice cream.

I wish I was the sun at dusk (reference to Mario & Luigi: Supersar Saga, eg. the Oho Jee)
 
Granted, you are now literally the sun. Have fun as a lifeless star which will eventually implode.

I wish Roserade was a competitively viable Pokemon
 
Granted, now (insert Roserade's gender pronoun here) sucks.

I wish I could talk to Mario characters in real life.
 
Granted, even though you do well, you aren't hired.

I wish Sale of the Century would get a reincarnation.
 
Granted, but it is worst than its worst.

I wish I lived in Beanbean Kingdom as a Red Yoshi, but when it is not being attacked.
 
Granted, humans have no idea what you are and therefore want to kill you.

I wish algebra weren't so hard.
 
Granted, that makes it more boring.

I wish I was able to use my computer more often.
 
Granted, but your computer gets a virus which never leaves and this virus destroys your computer.

I wish the last wish I wish, but for at least 70 years, but no more than 200 (eg. I don't die/be buried there).
 
Granted however at some point you encounter :wario: and he tries to ride you, his immense weight breaks your back.

I wish the FireBrand and ThunderHand became canon in the core games.
 
Granted. You have a limited field of vision due to your big nose.
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I wish I knew how to make my own track in MKWii
 
Granted, you have no sense of track design, and you eventually give up creating tracks, because the ones you make are bland, uninteresting, and not fun.

I wish MK:SC wasn't underrated.
 
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