Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, it's now impossible to come in first place.

I wish I had a Nintendo Switch.
 
Granted, it bricks itself as soon as you turn it on.

I wish I didn't have these stupid allergies I'm suffering from at the moment.
 
Granted. You get rid of those allergies but soon catch on worse ones.

I wish my internet connection was hard to be consumed.
 
Granted, you don't have any internet connection so it's impossible to be consumed.

I wish my headphones worked.
 
Granted, it never comes and all games afterwards don't know what it was.

I wish they had a rank for those who get the highest level in the M&L series (BIS and afterwards) without compromising the other respected ranks. Nothing has to be done for that rank except acknowledgement of getting it.
 
Granted, you accidentally reset your file and have to get them again.

I wish I could meet Luigi in real life. (I would say Yoshi but he would be pretty hard to talk to)
 
Granted. He's in the middle of a bit fight at the moment.

I wish my Animal Crossing-related wishes weren't always met with deleted save files.
 
Granted, every single character now has "Hi I'm _" with _ being their name. It is also basically the same pitch as what Daisy's in this reality.

I wish Gamecube games weren't so hard to find.
 
Granted. Most of them are stupidly easy to find, except for the specific one(s) you want.

I wish "Hi, I'm Daisy" hadn't gone as memetic as it did.
 
Granted, now it doesn't even get noticed. Daisy has gone from annoying to unexisting.

I wish most people here called me Koops instead of Plumber Peach.
 
Granted, it's called Toads + Rabbids and Mario is briefly seen in a background cameo

I wish I could spawn infinite jelly swirl honey buns to consume without impacting my health
 
Granted, the book series stops due to not many records aren't broken every year to write a book every year.

I wish the next Mario & Luigi entry (not the one coming out on 10-6-2017) would not be on a handheld.
 
Granted, it's on mobile (which Nintendo doesn't consider the same as a handheld) and instead of leveling up from battles, you get EXP by paying real money for it.

I wish I had more motivation in my life
 
Granted, but you are so good, that you are famous. And now that you are famous, you must write lots of music. And you must do this quickly or you will have an angry mob. And this angry mob won't just stop coming...

I wish more people were in Mario Kart 7.
 
Granted. You want people? You got people.
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These people.

Speaking of, I wish these people (along with the other Mario Golf humans) would appear in Super Mario Odyssey.
 
You can and have to, but it's poisonous.
I wish I was officially proclaimed 'wildly funny'.
 
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