Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiFlutterJump]

So there is a Robo Mario...

Granted, but you lose it the day you get it.

I wish to own a mansion and camper. Please don’t haunt the mansion, King Boo...

 

[Noct]

Yup.

Granted, Bogmire decides to take up residence in it instead.

I wish for a box of that Kellog's Mario cereal.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, but the amiibo doesn’t do anything special.

I wish for E. Gadd’s new Poltergust 6000.

 

[Noct]

Granted, it's suction is so powerful that it vacuums up the whole earth then explodes.

I wish for E.Gadd's new Hydrogush 8000.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but you accidentally dropped it and broke it.

I wish the camera in Mario Galaxy was just like the one in Odyssey.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, now your Wii is broken.

I wish that paintings were the primary way of travel in Super Mario Odyssey.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but when it rains, they get errased.

I wish Waluigi wasn't just in Spin-offs.

 

[Noct]

Granted, he now randomly appears in cameos similar to how Big the Cat appears in the Dreamcast version of Sonic Adventure 2.

I wish for Fawful and the Mini Marios to appear in Mario Kart 9.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, they are the only playable characters.

I wish I had more games.

 

[Noct]

Granted, they're bootlegs.

I wish for a hyperbolic time chamber.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. The door is locked and you don't have a key.

I wish to go to the Watermelon Festival.

 

[Noct]

Granted:

I wish for more energy.

 

[LED42]

Granted, you get overloaded and explode.

I wish I found HIGH RES images of SMB enemies.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, now they're so high everything blew up.

I wish for Mario Tennis Aces to arrive.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. It's even worse than Ultra Smash.

I wish I could copy like Kirby.

 

[LED42]

Granted, you accidentally copy a bomb and you explode.

I wish I could guess...EVERYTHING!

 

[Noct]

Granted, you're looked upon as a oracle and actively hunted down by the government.

I wish I could fix my sleep schedule.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, now you're so sleepy you can't open your eyes.

I wish DK playable in Mario Rabbids wasn't DLC.( The Eshop doesn't work on my switch)

 

[Noct]

Granted, he isn't in the game at all now.

I wish for Partners in Time DX.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but it's lame.

I wish the Nintendo Eshop was available in my country.

 

[LED42]

Granted, but there's only one available thing: A Virtual Console version of Hotel Mario.

I wish for good music.

 

[Noct]

Granted, it's in mono only, has a bunch of crackles and sounds like it was recorded with a crappy Acer laptop microphone off of another device playing the music... and no other version of it exists.

I wish for a Yarn Mario game.

 

[LED42]

Granted, it gets cancelled for unknown reasons.

 

[Noct]

*crickets chirping* Erm... you forgot to make a wish.

I wish Nintendo owned the rights to Geno and Mallow.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. They still don't use them.

I wish the humans from Mario Golf would return.