Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, but they were transformed into lizards.

I wish Nintendo would offer a reasonable explanation to the fact that Mario is the shortest human in his games, but supposedly he is five feet and eleven inches.

 

[LED42]

Granted, they don't want to explain it and they make Mario four times taller...even taller than Waluigi.

I wish I DIDN'T FORGET THINGS.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, now the bad things in your life are stained into your memory.

I wish for a new Year of Luigi.

 

[LED42]

Granted, it's Luigi's latest appearance in the whole franchise.

I wish food.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, you ate too much and exploded.

I wish Nintendo would block the jump-rope cheaters from Super Mario Odyssey's online server.

 

[Noct]

Granted, they remove the score boards entirely.

I wish Luigi's fireballs would consistently remain green instead of only in certain spin-offs and Smash Bros.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, now Mario and Bowser also have green fire.

I wish the Nintendo Switch Online Service was completely free.

 

[Noct]

Granted, but as compensation you have to work as a unpaid janitor at Nintendo's headquarters for six hours every day of the week for the rest of eternity.

I wish for a gold Mario amiibo.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, it's fool's gold.

I wish Luigi would be just as main as Mario currently is.

 

[Noct]

Granted, he already is.

I wish so many great animated shows would stop going on lengthy hiatuses.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, they're all canceled.

I wish for Mario's Mansion.

 

[Noct]

Granted, Mario sprays all the ghosts with FLUDD since E.Gadd accidentally lost track of the Poltergust.

I wish for Super Luigi Sunshine.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, it's the exact same thing as Mario Sunshine, except for a certain green palette swap. He's even called Mario in-game.

I wish Toadsworth would return.

 

[Noct]

Granted, Pink Gold Peach is permanently duck taped to his head in every subsequent appearance though.

I wish Nintendo would release a Mushroom Kingdom Historia.

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

Granted, they ignore the majority of Mario games, only focusing on: SMB, SMW, SMS, SMG, SM3DW and SMO.

I wish Pink Gold Peach never existed.

 

[LED42]

Granted, Nintendo creates an Orange Gold Daisy.

I wish a bad thing happened :P

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, the Mario franchise ends with Bowser's ultimate victory.

I wish Bowser would give up the axe.

 

[LED42]

Granted, defeating him without a Fire Flower is now impossible.

I wish the wind here was a little more cold.

 

[Noct]

Granted, now the wind is like razor blades.

I wish a Mario game had a cool Akira Toriyama-esque intro cinematic like Sonic CD did.

 

[LED42]

Granted, it's so cool that it's file size is extremely high and the game runs very slow.

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted. As a result, all bugs die, which kills all birds, which kills all cats. Basically, over half of all animals.

I wish I could visit a free buffet anytime I wanted.

 

[Noct]

Granted, however the chances of succumbing to food poisoning has increased to 98.2%.

I wish YouTube had a profanity filter option.

 

[LED42]

Granted, they accidentally classify everything as profanity. As a result YouTube is out for three months to do maintenance.

I wish Kamek finally appeared as a driver in the Mario Kart series.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted. Mario Kart 9 is the final Mario Kart game.

I wish for N64 Classic Edition with Super Mario 64 2.

 

[LED42]

Granted, that's the only game it has. And there's no way to insert cartridges!

I wish for a remake of Super Mario RPG...