Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[PowerKamek]

Granted, but you only play a small role in a movie.

I wish I could go to the moon!

 

[LED42]

G r a n t e d , b u t y o u r u n o u t o f o x y g e n a n d y o u d i e .

I wish I was able to breathe on both the surface and underwater.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but you also gave this ability to underwater animals, so a shark ate you.

I wish I could cap throw.

 

[LED42]

so a shark are you.

I am a shark!?!?!? That's even better! With my new abilities I can go anywhere!!! (that's how a single letter can change a whole sentence).

Ok, ok. Granted, but nothing happens since you are already able to throw a cap.

I wish I could skip bad moments.

 

[PowerKamek]

Granted, but you still go through bad moments.

I wish I could turn into Birdo.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but Yoshi fell in love with you so now he's chasing you.

I wish for a new paper Mario.

 

[PowerKamek]

Granted, but it's like Sticker Star.

I wish Mario Kart 9 released today.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. It's awful.

I wish the lightning bolt in Mario kart didn't make you lose your items.

 

[PowerKamek]

Granted, you still have it, but you can't use it.

I wish Birdo appeared in more Mario games.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. But she only appears as cameo appearances.

I wish for a delicious burrito.

 

[Mario Kart DS Fan]

granted, Yoshi ate it.

I wish for everything.

 

[PowerKamek]

Granted, but it's boring things.

I wish it was Saturday again.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. But it passed really fast.

I wish I had an iPad that didn't glitch and crash (cause it happens many times with mine)

 

[PowerKamek]

Granted, but it’s the oldest iPad released.

I wish I could go on vacation.

 

[LED42]

Granted, it's an all-paid trip to HELL (Human Exterminator Lobsters and Lions).

I wish I had a laser pistol!!!!!!!!1!1!1!11111

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, you got so hyped you shot yourself.

I wish I had a flawless memory.

 

[PowerKamek]

Granted, it only got a little better.
I wish tomorrow wasn't Wednesday.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. Today it's Wednesday.

I wish I had a Yoshi.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, you get a Yoshi posting. Actually, it is just a user, not an actual Yoshi.

I wish there was Super Mario 64 on the Switch in some fashion.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. But it's so good your switch blew up.

I wish Ads weren't so annoying.

 

[PowerKamek]

Granted, but they get more annoying.

I wish I had a frappacino right now.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. You dropped it.

I wish for a plane just for me.

 

[LED42]

Granted, you get a toy plane only for you.

I wish I had a plate of delicious fried chicken nuggets.

 

[Noct]

Granted, you find a detached chicken talon covered in batter amidst the pile of nuggets and immediately feel a great sense of remorse for the once running fowl.

I wish my hair wasn't so curly.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. Now it looks like sh*t.

I wish Mario Kart Tour wasn't that far away from now.