Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Yoshi the SSM]

granted. For being the 10,000 poster, you get lots of good stuff. But remember. After this lucky thing is over, you will have bad luck for a while.

I sometimes wish real life ping pong was as good as Mario & Sonic's ping pong.

 

[mistery juice]

Granted, we're now controlled by others like Mario and Sonic were.

I wish I had a good laptop that functions well

 

[THE END]

Granted, we're now controlled by others like Mario and Sonic were.

I wish I had a good laptop that functions well

granted, it's smashed the first day.
I wish to have another wish.

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

Granted, you wished for a bad wish.

I wish I had a game boy.

 

[mistery juice]

Granted, your wish is to make sure you don't get any more wishes.
I wish I didnt discover something about kids I discovered last week

 

[Chair]

@64-Bit Nintendo Machine 's question: granted, you found out that the game boy sucks and you've now wasted money on it
the next wish: granted, you discover something about adults that is way more disturbing instead

I wish I had more good switch games

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, one of those isn't Among Us.

I wish red was the imposter

 

[Chair]

granted, red is you, and everyone knows that you are the imposter

I wish I had a stable connection

 

[Bob Craples]

granted, your computer is broken

I wish Sunshine 2 was a thing.

 

[Chair]

granted, fludd doesn't exist in it and it's a badly designed free 2 play

I wish for a mushroom soup

 

[Bob Craples]

granted, it's poorly made
I wish Solid Snake would come out in Fall Guys.

 

[Chair]

granted, he cannot be seen in the game, he can just be seen in the program

I wish for a mushroom soup that isn't poorly made

 

[Bob Craples]

granted, it's too well made and you od on mushroom soup
I wish Wario had a cool looking beard.

 

[Chair]

granted, he dies because of it just like syndrome did with his cape

I wish quarantine was over

 

[Cayde]

Granted, it gets extended indefinitely.
I wish that no bad luck comes to me whatsoever.

 

[Chair]

granted, you're now the luckiest man alive, but you feel sad because there are those other people that don't have any luck at all, and end up in extreme conditions, so you commit defeat (suicide is a bit too much for the kids :>)

I wish I talked more on discord or twitter or anything

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, you get bullied and other people have to talk you out of suicide.

I wish quarantine was over

Granted, it gets extended indefinitely.

That doesn't make sense. If quarantine is finished it can't be extended indefinitely

 

[Bob Craples]

That doesn't make sense. If quarantine is finished it can't be extended indefinitely

I don't know how to respond to that

I wish my rp was cannon.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, everyone loses faith in the canon (if that's what you meant).

I wish for endless days off.

I don't know how to respond to that

My apologies, forgot to add my wish.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Denied, you get voted off by an Imposter.

I wish that I wasn't the imposter

 

[Bob Craples]

granted, you're never the imposter

I wish I had infinite cinnamon raisin bagels.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, the cinnamon contains an ingrediant, turning you into an imposter.

I wish for less wishes

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, nothing you wish for ever happens.

I wish to be a trillionaire

 

[Chair]

granted, you didn't use them before someone stole it all

I wish I had a better mouse

 

[Teedgee]

granted, it's an actual mouse and it runs away from you

i wish sending homework on google classroom didnt take me so long