Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Bob Craples]

granted, it's 1% better

I wish a new Wario Land game would come out on the Switch.

 

[Waluigi Time]

Granted, but it's the hardest video game ever made and it's impossible to even beat the tutorial.

I wish Nintendo would make a new Mario cartoon that's more faithful to the games than the DIC cartoons.

 

[Bob Craples]

granted, it's canceled after one episode. I like the DIC cartoons.

I wish Human Fall Flat got more attention.

 

[Waluigi Time]

Granted, everyone in the entire world hates it.

I wish that my wish doesn't get granted.

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

Granted, it gets granted.

I wish there was death to butter sauce.

 

[Bob Craples]

granted, butter sauce comes back as a zombie

I wish Alphadream didn't go bankrupt.

 

[Chair]

granted, instead you get bankrupt

I wish my phone didn't have trash memory

 

[Bob Craples]

granted, your computer has trash memory

I wish Paper Mario 64 would get remade for Switch.

 

[Waluigi Time]

Granted, but all the unique characters have been replaced with generic enemies or Toads and the battle system has been overhauled to make it unnecessarily complicated and frustrating. Wait a minute, that's just Sticker Star and Color Splash, isn't it...

I wish that the Mario developers cared more about having canon between games.

 

[mistery juice]

Granted, but it's bad.
I wish I was better at Mega Man 11.

 

[Christmas Who?]

Granted, now you don't understand it at all.
I wish Cartoon Network would stop airing Teen Titans Go. (sorry @MiracleDinner)

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. Nickelodeon picks it up instead.

I wish Cover Corp. made nesoberis of all the vtubers from Hololive and Holostars.

 

[Primarina]

granted, but no one knows what nesoberis means.
I wish Hasbro would just directly dub Ryusoulger instead of adding any new footage.

 

[Sprig]

Granted, but they decided to rehire and got the 4-kids dubbers to take over.

I wish for the genies here to be better at their jobs.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, that means only three wishes in old genie fashion, meaning this thread should only be like, three posts.

I wish for nintendo to unblock the gilvasunner vids they blocked

 

[Bob Craples]

granted, they block every other video of his

I wish 2021 will be better than 2020.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, just you wait until 2022....

I wish youtube would stop age restricting videos that shouldnt be age restricted

 

[Primarina]

Granted, but they decided to rehire and got the 4-kids dubbers to take over.

I wish for the genies here to be better at their jobs.

the 4-kids dubbers tend to have hilarious lines that make me laugh, so that's not a bad thing

 

[Bob Craples]

the 4-kids dubbers tend to have hilarious lines that make me laugh, so that's not a bad thing

granted, it is a bad thing

I wish my computer would actually work.

 

[Teedgee]

wait noone replied to me lol
granted, its at the cost of the battery power, meaning you have to charge it all the time

i wish school didnt get in the way of most crap in my life

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, the Great Mighty Poo keeps throwing his shit at you and the only time he stops is to let you go to school. Since school is done he now throws his crap at you 24/7 never stopping ever, and since you wished for videos not to be age restricted YouTube doesn't restrict a video someone takes of him literally shitting on you so it goes viral and all people ever associate with you is the person with crap on their head and body

I wish my parents would stop throwing away my video game consoles for no reason

 

[Waluigi Time]

Granted, your parents come up with reasons to throw away your video game consoles instead.

I wish all food was healthy.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, your parents come up with reasons to throw away your video game consoles instead.

DoN't YoU gO tHeRe

Granted, everyone starts battling it out over the better tasting food that's healthy causing more economic sanctions and war leading to WW3

I wish I had the most perfect iPad ever

 

[Primarina]

granted, it is a bad thing

I wish my computer would actually work.

that wasn't a wish.

 

[Bob Craples]

that wasn't a wish.

yea it is