Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Waluigi Time]

DoN't YoU gO tHeRe

Granted, everyone starts battling it out over the better tasting food that's healthy causing more economic sanctions and war leading to WW3

I wish I had the most perfect iPad ever

Granted, but because it's so perfect you keep it mint in the box instead of using it.

I wish Wario and Waluigi were playable in SM3DW + Bowser's Fury.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted, they are only playable in one Captain Toad stage
I wish Aku's current voice actor said "Luigi in Lederhousen"

 

[Waluigi Time]

Granted, but he doesn't say it in Aku's voice.

I wish old amiibo were easier to get.

 

[Sprig]

Granted, but the new ones are incompatible with every console except the Enhanced Virtual Boy 2021

I wish taco bell.

 

[kfc]

Granted, but you have massive diarrhea from all that Taco Bell.

I wish the Mushroom King made an appearance in a Mario Game.

 

[Thomas the Tank Engine]

Granted, but it's the worst reviewed game in the franchise and a complete financial flop, killing the Mario series forever.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

[kfc]

Granted, but you're even more tired now.

I wish for The Super Mario Brothers Super Show to have a reboot.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. It goes off the air after the first episode.

Oh ye gods! My wish is ruined! ...But what if I were to wish for fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
...Ho ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish idea, PF!
(I wish for fast food.)

 

[Thomas the Tank Engine]

Granted, but it's several months old and rotten.

I wish COVID would go away.

 

[THE END]

Granted, but it's several months old and rotten.

I wish COVID would go away.

Granted, a worse virus comes in.

I wish I could create my dream Smash game by just snapping my fingers.

 

[Waluigi Time]

Granted, but all your fingers fall off.

I wish I had a good idea for a wish.

 

[kfc]

Granted, but you have a bad idea for a wish.

I wish I had a beta build of Super Mario 64

 

[Renjamin]

Granted, but you have a bad idea for a wish.

I wish I had a beta build of Super Mario 64

Granted but you are consumed by the Wario apparition before you can complete it

I wish my wish would be twisted in a humorous way in which it would cause some sort of unintended misfortune in some way due to the vague way I worded it

 

[Primarina]

I can't grant your wish. your wish is so strange.
I wish Doctor Who would get an Esperanto dub thats theme song has lyrics

 

[Renjamin]

I can't grant your wish. your wish is so strange.
I wish Doctor Who would get an Esperanto dub thats theme song has lyrics

AHHAHAHA I WIN


Anyways, granted but the theme is the beloved classic, Doctor In distress

On the topic of Doctor Whom I wish there was a Handles plush toy

 

[Chair]

granted, for some reason it looks human-ish and you take him out once and people think you've decapitated someone

I wish I could've bought anything with ease in my country

 

[Sprig]

Granted, you move to a different country the next day

I wish to save my wish for later

 

[Sven Svennson.]

Granted. I wish to save your wish for later, creating a wormhole that ends life on earth.

I wish I could get hair-spray in Tomodachi Life.

 

[Chair]

granted, your mii think it's a breath spray, and then he gets sick

I wish I had more games

 

[Sven Svennson.]

granted, your mii think it's a breath spray, and then he gets sick

I wish I had more games

Granted, the only games you get are bootlegs.

I wish I could think of a wish.

 

[Chair]

Granted, its a bad one

I wish my customers were a little mmmh... Richer

 

[Sven Svennson.]

Granted, they're richer in cholesterol.

I wish Charles didn't die.

 

[Chair]

Granted, He then turns evil and then everyone hates him

I wish I had more lamp oil

 

[Sven Svennson.]

Granted, He then turns evil and then everyone hates him

I wish I had more lamp oil

Granted, you only get boiled lamb.

I wish I was a furry.

 

[Chair]

Granted, you look horrible to other people, and now you don't want to go outside ever

I wish Covid-19 ends in the next few months