Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[The Green Knight]

Granted, It got released 7 years ago on the 64.

I wish Miitopia Switch was a sequel.

 

[Sven Svennson.]

Granted, It got released 7 years ago on the 64.

I wish Miitopia Switch was a sequel.

Granted. It doesn't add anything new, just like one more enemy in one of the routes.

I wish I had a pair of sunglasses.

 

[The Green Knight]

Granted, but they are to small and get glued to your face.

I wish for knowledge

 

[Christmas Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, there is so much that you have a headache constantly.

I wish for 50 purrfect blueberries.

 

[Sven Svennson.]

Granted, there is so much that you have a headache constantly.

I wish for 50 purrfect blueberries.

Granted. They turn into cats and rip open your insides.

I wish I had a hat.

 

[The Green Knight]

Granted, @Captain Jack Sparrow gets jealous and kills you for it.

I wish for all the Sonic comics.

 

[THE END]

Granted, they're all unreadable

I wish that this wish wouldn't be made a bad wish.

 

[The Green Knight]

Granted, Its a bland wish. You get a ricecake.

I wish for a rice cake.

 

[Primarina]

granted, but it has too much salt.
I wish I were a sentai ranger.

 

[Chair]

Granted, everyone gets addicted to power rangers

I wish I had a Croissant

 

[Sven Svennson.]

Granted. Someone makes you drop it.

I wish I had a flamethrower that shoots chocolate 100-dollar bills.

 

[Christmas Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, but the chocolate is melted, making a mess when used.

I wish for a healthy cat that wouldn't get harmed for a long while.

 

[Sven Svennson.]

Granted. You're allergic to cats.

I wish I was a rabbit.

 

[Chair]

granted, you get Tularemia.

I wish for better existence

 

[Primarina]

your wish is uncorruptable.
I wish I looked like Laura Apollodoros Hyginus La Mer.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted, but you look more horrible than normal, no matter what you put on.

I wish pigs could grow wings and fly away.

 

[Chair]

Granted, you never get to see them again, and besides, they all flew into space and then died.

I wish I was rich

 

[Renjamin]

Granted, you never get to see them again, and besides, they all flew into space and then died.

I wish I was rich

Granted, you die horribly after attempting to swim in your riches Scrooge Mcduck style

I wish Scoob 2: Twoob came out in cinemas 2022 summer on ipod

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, you die horribly after attempting to swim in your riches Scrooge Mcduck style

I wish Scoob 2: Twoob came out in cinemas 2022 summer on ipod

What if it wasn't good and made you drop your iPod, breaking it, and then you get COVID.
I wish for a new Kirby game.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but it wasn't good and made you drop your Nintendo Switch, breaking it, and then you get COVID.

I wish for COVID-19 to stop.

 

[Kirbyo]

but then you have to get the vaccine weekly and you get cancer from it.
I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but it was deleted by your friend.

I wish that I had more friends.

 

[Kirbyo]

everybody want's to marry you know and a war has broke out over you.

i wish i didnt have to do school anymore.


thats better

 

[Primarina]

granted, but you have to work with hawk moth
I wish I had the peacock miraculous

 

[Kirbyo]

granted, but you have to work with hawk moth
I wish I had the peacock miraculous

Do i want do know what a hawk moth is?
Granted, but i dont know what your talking about, and in that case, the universe is destroyed in confusion.