Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, you have too many that you break your pockets.

I wish monkeys could talk.
 
Morshu said:
Granted, Monke is now powerful with his new powers, and now Monke destroys all of mankind and saves nature.

I wish I'm popular
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Wait, that sounds great!

Granted, you're popular for being a bad person.

I wish trends would stop appearing on Youtube.
 
Morshu said:
ye but ur a human so ull die
Granted, other people are not satisfied with it

I wish Banana guns were a thing
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I'm just happy monke is safe.

Granted, the bananas are made of vanilla.

I wish I had a genie.
 
Sven Svennson. said:
I'm just happy monke is safe.

Granted, the bananas are made of vanilla.

I wish I had a genie.
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well then monke then DIES (i feel kinda bad for Monke now)
Granted, its a reverse genie, and he gives u everything u dont want
The Green Knight said:
Granted, but everyone has a license to carry and you get shot

I wish to be immortal
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Granted, u then find great depression, and now u wanna commit suicide but u cant

I wish everyone had more rupeess
 
Morshu said:
well then monke then DIES (i feel kinda bad for Monke now)
Granted, its a reverse genie, and he gives u everything u dont want

Granted, u then find great depression, and now u wanna commit suicide but u cant

I wish everyone had more rupeess
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Granted, everyone gets scammed

I want to play Genshin impact
 
Granted. It's your friend who's a boy.
And he's got a gun.
And he's willing to shoot.

I wish I could meet Mr Side Of The Cheat.
 
Granted, you meet Mr. Cheat of the Side

I wish I had some lasagna.
 
Morshu said:
Granted, you grind the billion posts by spamming, and when you reach the milestone, you get banned.

I wish I was a little, mmmmm... richer!
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Granted. You're Richard.

I wish Shrek 3 didn't happen.
 
Granted, we cooked the dish for you, so you get the fish served on the bottom and the dish served on top of it, making it so that the fish is uncooked.

I wish for a nicely made burger
 
Morshu said:
Granted, we cooked the dish for you, so you get the fish served on the bottom and the dish served on top of it, making it so that the fish is uncooked.

I wish for a nicely made burger
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Granted, the burger is perfect, but the bun is charred.

I wish for infinite Legos.
 
Morshu said:
Granted, it takes all of the space in the world

I wish mario golf super rush would release now
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Granted. It's really shoddy, because of the quick release.

I wish I could spit ink.
 
Granted, this causes really bad taste in your mouth that u can't remove

I wish the breath of the wild sequel actually got its release date announced and it would actually be coming early
 
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