Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted. Peopla kill him cause they hate him... (Here and DKU.)

I wish there was going to be a FOURTH Donkey Kong Country.
 
Granted, but they made a bunch of last-minute revisions, and it's nothing like what you thought it was going to be.

I wish this terrible avatar limit didn't shrink my avatar.
 
Granted. You get a cardiac episode because of an overdose of fat.

I wish ThunderForce VI was ported to the Wii.
 
Granted. They port it at half of Super Mario Galaxy's difficulty. And with 4-bit graphics.

I wish Starbucks could take over the world.
 
Free Loader said:
Granted, it takes place on Nauru and involves playing as Cranky Kong escaping the Free Mason new world order. Like in the other DKC games, you can also play as Diddy Kong and RudnickiMario. The game was developed by Rare, Sega, Gainax, Nintendo, and Philips. Gets a 0/10 from IGN for "Locking up on the third level".

I wish I could play Donkey Kong Country 4, it sounds awesome. D:
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LOL

Anyway, Granted.

They force so much boiling coffee down your throat you die.

I wish User Fanon was less absurd sometimes.
 
Granted. This creates a paradox in time, and the world blows up.

I wish he didn't wish for his wish to not be a wish.
 
Lario said:
Granted. This creates a paradox in time, and the world blows up.

I wish he didn't wish for his wish to not be a wish.
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Granted. Time is reversed but never goes back forward creating a confusing and nonsensical reverse paradox.

I wish that my computer was better.
 
Free Loader said:
Granted, now there is no avatar limit and people like Garlic Man and Lario have wallpapers for avatars.
I wish I had some doritos...
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Wallpapers, lol
 
Granted, but now he first wished that YOU couldn't wish, so the two wishes cause a paradox, thus brain asplosion.

I wish Obama will win by a 70%-30% victory
 
Granted. He gets shot, Mccain dies, and for no reason you die, Garlic.

I wish Garlic was polar oppisite of what he is...

(LOL)
 
Granted. That makes me an artichoke.

I wish Lario was the polar opposite of what he is...
 
Granted. I become Mario and give spoilers on Mario games that could be released in the next 20 years. That was a real good ending...

'Cept I'm stuck as Mario, and KK kills me like the weird person she is.

I wish I had a hacking device so I could hack KSU to make the Waddle Dees invincible to EVERYTHING.

(LOL: The Hardest Boss in Existance: Waddle Dee.)
 
Granted(sorta). Hack fails, Waddle dee simply becomes Waddle Doo.

I wish for everything!
 
Granted. You somehow get a gravational force so strong you die of being crushed.

I wish those paradoxes from earlier didn't happen...
 
Granted. Some new ones happen instead.

I wish Sarah Palin would jump off a cliff into an industrial grinder over a pit of lava with a 30000-year-old demon inside.
 
NOT GRANTED.

I don't need politic stuff here, only from comics.

I wish I KNEW what I was going to wish...
 
Free Loader said:
Granted, the universe disappears.

I wish Obama wins but they said mccain was winning that f***ing cheater :(
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Granted: where do you live?

I wish for liberty, or death!
 
Free Loader said:
Granted, it is John McCain flavored, and thus tastes like old person.
I wish the internet worked on my computer..
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Granted, but you die in a generic way before you can use it.

I wish I had 10,000 posts.
 
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