Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Garlic Man]

Granted. Maybe in 20 years.

I wish Nader would DIE

 

[1337Yoshi]

Granted. He comes back as a zombie and eats your braaaaaaaiiiinns.

I wish Zombie Nader would become president.

 

[Garlic Man]

Not Granted. Zombie McCain takes the White House.(Mccain looks like a piece of walking flesh anyway)

I wish Zombie Nader would DIE

 

[1337Yoshi]

Granted. He's already dead.

I wish my legion of zombie vampire werewolf ninja pirate robot dragon cowboys would take over the world.

 

[Lario]

Granted.

They were going after the world they discovered on your heart.

I wish Luigi had gotten his Spaghetti in Hotel Mario.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, but you die for ignoring my post.

I wish Ralph Nader became president.

Oops, I must've been on a different page or something...

Granted.

They were going after the world they discovered on your heart.

I wish Luigi had gotten his Spaghetti in Hotel Mario.

Granted, but King Boo steals it.

I wish my computer was faster.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, so is every other computer. Ever.

I wish my computer was the fastest computer ever. :3

I don't really see how that's bad for me...

Granted, I steal it.

I wish Near died.

 

[1337Yoshi]

Granted. But you die, too. Again.

I wish that I had Cloud's sword.

 

[Lario]

Granted. It turns out Cloud had THREE swords, and kill you with remaining two.

I wish I had some... uh...

 

[1337Yoshi]

Granted. You get some uh. But Uh is actually a deadly poison.

I wish I could say "I wish I could say "I wish I could say "I wish I could say "I wish I could say "I wish I could say "I wish I could say "...

 

[EctoBiologist]

Granted.
But the l33t goomba bros attack you.

I wish I could live in SMB3

 

[Lario]

Granted. It looks exactly what the game is...

2D worlds, you being giant on the map, etc.

I wish Donkey Kong Country 4 was announced recently.

 

[Lario]

Granted. So much people come here, it is hard to reply to something in topics since people keep on posting.

I wish this Forum stayed the same.

 

[EctoBiologist]

Granted, it continues being a s***ey internet community covered with stupid posts about toast and random crap from another website.

you forgot to make a wish

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, it continues being a s***ey internet community covered with stupid posts about toast and random crap from another website.

you forgot to make a wish

So did you. :P

I wish... uh... I dunno...

 

[Lario]

You got an uh... I dunno... SG7!

I wish that I didn't make this wish what I made it in the end, so I could wish for a DKC 1 and 2 and 3 level maker thing.

 

[Glowsquid]

I wish that I didn't make this wish what I made it in the end

wuuuuuuutttttt

so I could wish for a DKC 1 and 2 and 3 level maker thing.

Granted. It sucks. (Though I would be creative in my response? ''Too bad!'')

I wish the users here would stop using trite Internet memes.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, now they use horrible not-internet-ey slang.
I wish I knew what "trite" meant.

Granted, you just wasted a perfectly good wish when you could have just used a dictionary.

I wish that nothing would go wrong with this wish.

 

[Garlic Man]

Granted. All other wishes go terribly wrong.

I wish for everything to go wrong for this wish.

 

[Glowsquid]

Granted. You are in the epicenter of Earth Explosion.

I wish the Mariowiki Chat applet sucked less.

 

[Glowsquid]

Grantend, now it involve speakin liek this for the rest of your lief!!!!!!!!! Doomsday devices are powered by bad grammar, see.

I wish my grammar sucked less.

 

[Lario]

I wish that the above poster wished.

 

[Garlic Man]

I wish I could grant the above poster's wish.

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, but you get banned for h4x0r1n6.

I wish there was less h4x0r1n6.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, but since you didn't wish, you are killed by a mob of gansta koalas.

I wish this wish would go horribly wrong.