Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, you jump off a cliff.

I wish I had something to wish for that someone already didn't do.
 
Granted, but its something you really dont want to wish for

I wish I could wish
 
Bald Bull said:
Granted, it's filledwith spam. :)

I wish that :dk: wasn't a smiley.
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Granted, Uniju throws a fit and scares everyone away from the forum.

I wish I knew what ※ is.
 
Granted, you grow enough until your head reaches the ceiling fan, and well... you can probily picture the rest. :P

I wish more people played EarthBound.
 
Granted, but all the people that play it hate it and you have to live your life with everyone talking about how it's garbage.

I wish I had a castle.
 
Granted, but just turns out to be one of those moon-bounce thingys.

I wish I was Godzillia.
 
Granted, it was good enough that Itoi was sastified with it, so MOTHER 2 and 3 were never made.

I wish Obama was a super transforming robot man!
 
Granted, now everyone thinks he has magic healing powers, which leads to a series of events that eventulay leads to him being zapped by God.

I wish for a fish on a dish.
 
Granted, But your Fish on a dish goes swish down the toilit. (Not a lot of things rhyme with wish that weren't already taken.)

I wish I could find good rhymes for wish.
 
Granted, but all of them are considered vulgar words by Wikipedia.

I wish :P married :posh:
 
Granted, but you die by getting eaten and digested. (Eh... The other way is just wrong...)

I wish everything was the same so nothing bad could happen... Well, too bad there's already something bad happening out there, but I don't want a new problem, okay?
 
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