Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but he moves to your mom's neighbourhood, she marries him and he's now your stepfather.

I wish for to be win.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but is always a fail.

I wish for a goat.

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted, it eats your homework.

I wish I had a hat.

 

[Zero777]

Granted but you later find out that it's a head crab

I wish more people will respond to my latest thread

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but 'tis all spam.

I wish for Rage

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but you asploded.

I wish for kittens.

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted. They're dead.

I wish I hat a had.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but we're confused.

I wish for a xylophone.

 

[Zero777]

Granted, three pieces are missing and you only have one stick

I wish I can make my own sprite

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted, but when you make it, Malware of all sorts come and crash all the computers you have and will.

I wish that my post count can go up by 1 more.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you get banned for posting a graphic picture.

I wish for a washing machine.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but you fall in it when it is running.

I wish for a LED Television.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it has a 1" screen.

I wish I could go to Punkin Chunkin in Delaware.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but one comes alive and eats you.

I wish for some Ice Cream Cake!

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's piss-flavored ice cream.

I wish Talking Carl was free.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but it is free to everyone but you.

I wish for the ability to tell when someone is lying.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you jump off the Burj Dubai.

I wish I could go to Kyrgyzstan.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted. You are taken hostage as a slave, forced to work for the rest of eternity.

I wish for Raccoon Mob to become a slave.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but I was commanded to kill you.

I wish for to stop looking through my window.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but now stands in your doorway.

I wish for to stop looking at .

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but he glances at him.

I wish for to leave me alone

 

[Zero777]

Granted, now bothers you a lot

I wish that malware didn't crash my computer

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but WaluigiWare crashes it.

I wish for to quit knocking on my door.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but he comes inside.

I wish came and sat next to Raccoon Mob.

 

[Waluigi48]

Granted, but Raccoon Mob calls the police and sends to the hanging post.

I wish I was more active here.