Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you don't use it.

I wish for the sun.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it burns your face off.

I wish for the moon.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but the tides drown you.

I wish for a comet.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it crashes into your house.

I wish for an epic J.Peg

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but it overloads you software before you can glimpse it.

I wish for a donut.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but homer simpson body-slams you!

I wish for a hot tub!

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but you will get burned by the tub.

I wish for the complete Charmed series on DVD

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but the disc is corrupted.

I wish for another gamecube controller.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish for moar smilies.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it's the devil.

>:D

I wish for better wishes

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but you don't remember them.

I wish for more hours of the day.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but I take away all the extra hours of the others

I wish for inspiration to do another opening of Charmed

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but you end up making it horrible.

I wish for huge muscles. :D

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but Mario steal them.

I wish for WOWP Movie on DVD

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but then it imploded.

I wish for school to never exist.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but we don't learn anything and life stinks.

I wish that my sister would listen to good music.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but she classifies it as good music.

I wish for PUZZLES!

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Graned, but you get a puzzle about lava, and it actually burns you.

I wish I had my own evil jingle.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it goes duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun dun.

I wish for a tree.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but lightning strikes and it falls on you.

I wish for something sugary and delicious.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you get heart disease.

I wish for HR

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted. One horny rabbit coming right up.

I wish to be a proper gentleman.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but now you're 2D

I wish for more cowbell..

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but it annoys you to death.

I wish for more stars in the sky.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but they immeadiatly crash into your house.

I wish for a failpicture that i can see and won't do anything negative in anyway.