Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but the soundtrack is Lady Gaga.

Oh dear Lord, that's so bad it doesn't even belong in this post! Put Lady Gaga in Mindless Junk...at the end...

Back on topic, granted, but she falls on you and you start crying.

I wish for Lemmy Koopa.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but he nags you to death.

I wish I was 6 feet tall

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he has bad breath.

I wish for toothpaste.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it tastes bad.

I wish for ULTIMATE POWER.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it`s ultimate walrus power.

I wish for you to be cool!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but sinnce I already am...

I wish for crackers

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but you burgld them, so the cops are aftyer you.

I wish for an epic fail.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted. Here is a pipe.

I wish for burglr homies.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but he implodes.

I wish for epic!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted. Here I am.

I wish for me to actually be epic.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but nobody thinks you`re epic.

I wish that people would use the omega sign more.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but they think they're cool and all that.

I wish for a high five.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it`s justin biebers hand.

I wish you were a girl!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you think I'm hot.

I wish I was hot.

 

[Zero777]

Granted, not as hot as me

I wish for something

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted. I'm here.

I wish for Propeller Shrooms

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they make you high.

I wish for a cactus.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but it makes you high 8)

I wish for shrooms [size=1pt]and a creative response[/font]

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you break your house by your size.

I wish for torpedos

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but they're useless since they're not underwater.

I wish for Burglr Raccoon to fight a Torpedo Ted.

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted. You get blown up in the process.

I wish I was a process.

 

[Zero777]

Granted, you are now process food!

I wish it's friday

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but you fall off a skyscraper and are winded until Monday.

I wish Burglr Raccoon rode a Torpedo Ted and it hit Super WaluigiWare.

 

[Villain11]

Granted...actually, there isn't anything bad about that.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but you go do an Icarus and fly too close to the sun, your wings burn, and you land in the Pacific Ocean.

I wish Mario got a Mushroom.