Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but he is too big for your screen.

I wish for g.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but it was the letter g, and it crushed you!

I wish Raccon Mob was attacked by a mob of Raccons!

 

[Villain11]

Granted, but they go after you instead.

I wish I was shorter.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but Snow White thinks you are an 8th dwarf and makes you her slave.

Nothing Can Go Wrong here! I wish for a stick of dynamite.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but your head a splode.

I wish for 1000 more posts!

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but they are all spam and you get banned.

I wish I was a TV producer.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you produce Jersey Shore.

I wish I was a cantelope.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you get throne away.

I wish for me to be here when the cool stuff happens.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but you didn't actually see the cool stuff.

I wish for less dissapoint.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you get less Coolness too.

I wish for the teacher to call on me.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but you get called on when you don't know the answer.

I wish for fingers that could type faster!

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but you type so much you can't stopfie w=fismiojmthecakeisalieno1viaotdp666phjexcuuusemeprincessafiooowqovb...

I wish the mumbo-jumbo above made some sense.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it means something bad and you get banned.

I wish for a goatee

 

[unit4545]

Granted, btu nobody trusts you.

I wish you would stop posting in dead boards.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you start.

I wish for an answer.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it's also a question.

I wish ppl would post more often.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted but they post spam.

I wish I had SPAM ham.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it expired .

I wish for trains

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it's filed with the smells of old people.

I wish for an epic bulldog.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but they bully you.

I wish for a dream.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but you die while you're dreaming.

I wish the Kirby Mafia would hurry up and kill some one!

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but they kill you.

I wish for a perfect MarioWiki.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it's only one page long.

I wish for an infinite bladder.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but you get fatter and fatter from drinking.

I wish Foo Fighters would release a new album today.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it only has you're least favorite song.

I wish for my own subway franchise.