Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it fucks up your plumbing.

I wish I cvold speak like people vsed to write in Rome.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but everyone thinks you're weird.

I wish chased Burglr Raccoon everywhere.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but that's an uncorruptable wish, so the thread dies.

I wish for ice cream.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you get your tongue stuck.

I wish for gold

 

[Waffleraven497]

Granted but it's Fool's Gold

I wish nobody could ever grant my wishes

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted.

I wish for a paradox.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but some one heard you wrong and gave you a paratroopa, instead.

I wish the paratroopa killed Burglr Raccoon

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you die too.

I wish for a cat.

 

[Waffleraven497]

Granted but it stinks

I wi

 

[Villain11]

I wish for world peace

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but SpongeBob and Patrick lied about that in the chocolate.

I wish I knew something else to wish for.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but your wish doesn't get granted.

I wish that sonic was revelvant again.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but what the fuck does revelvant mean?

I wish you could learn to fucking spell.

 

[Zero777]

Granted, but only knows how to spell street slang

I wish Venture of the Wiki and User Soup will come

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it isn't good.

I wish for flying powes

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but people laugh at your typo.

I wish for typos.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Grated.

I wish for Bouldergeist.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he pummels you.

I wish for a potato.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it pummels you.

I wish for the pie button.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but you overuse it, and it explodes.

I wish they make a new Mother game in english.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the soundtrack is Lady Gaga.

I wish for a walrus.

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted, but it pummels you.

I wish for a liege.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted, but it pummels you.

I wish for a bat

 

[Waffleraven497]

What kind of Bat?

I wish I could take a ride on your disco stick.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but er, um, yeah...

I wish for Marlynn Monroe