Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[ralphfan]

Granted, but your wish is to go to a Justin Bieber concert and not wear earplugs.

I wish for a knife.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it's in your back.

I wish Justin Beiber got squashed with a Concrete Donkey, and I wouldn't be caught in it.

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted. Justin Beiber gets killed, but Justin Bieber is still alive.

I wish I had a concrete donkey.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it does nothing interesting.

I wish for gold.

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted, it's fools' gold.

I wish for fools' gold.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but LR eats it.

I wish for Justin Bieber to get squashed by a Concrete Donkey, and me to be far away from him so he cannot be squashed with me.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you are arrested for murder.

I wish for plants.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but they eat you.

I wish for slaps

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they hurt like a bitch.

I wish for ice cream.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it's frozen solid.

I w

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but I z and it is cancelled out.

I wish for even more .

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but he tries to get you in his car.

I wish for moar

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but he gets you in his car and...

I wish for another point.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it's that (') point.

I wish for epic music

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it's the artist you hate most.

I wish for Non-annoying tween stars!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it is Beaver...

I wish for 1-Up

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but you get so many your game a splode.

I wish for .

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but Bowser eats his head.

I wish for a toe.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it's huge.

I wish for a
Raccoon

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's rabid.

I wish for a baby.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it pukes on you and starts doing drugs.

I wish for purple.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's purple piss.

I wish Ray Lewis would come to my house.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but he beats you up.

I wish for Strong Bad.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he says "holy crap," then runs away.

I wish for milk.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it spills and you burst into tears.

I wish for a monocle and a top hat.