Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. Now, BabyLuigiOn Fire and I are brothers.

I wish that BabyLuigiOnFire would stop posting.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but he/she beats you up.

I wish for HULK SMASH

 

[Zero777]

Granted, hulk smash you

I wish... it's a trap

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it was a lie.

I wish for the cake, and that it may not be a lie. AKA I wish the cake isn't a lie.

 

[Marioguy1]

That is impossible!! Cake is a lie!!!

I wish for pie :D

 

[Nathan Fielder]

The cake isn't a lie. If you die three times then shoot a blue portal at the door then an orange one in the top of the doorway the weighted companion cube comes down and when you kill GLaDOS hold on to it then you aren't outside you're in the part where the 2nd part of the ending is then you travel through it and you get to a store room with lots of personality cores and in the middle theres the companion cube and the cake and a portal to outside.

And I learned all that from watching a YouTube video!

Granted, but it's poop pie.

I wish for Gourmet Guy.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he cooks you.

I wish I had a tree stump.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it stumps you.

I wish for trees

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted. They're poison oak trees.

I wish the world was a great place where nothing can go wrong.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you um, get bored.

I wish for coolness

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted, but it doesn't apply to you.

I wish I could spell every word in the English language.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you don't like spelling words.

I wish for a box

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted, it's a theoretical box described in a scientific theorem.

I wish for a cube.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's a cube of Justin Bieber CDs.

I wish for rabbits.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but he blows you up.

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(I wish people would post in leet speak.)

 

[Zero777]

Granted it's so advance that you can't understand it

I wish LR and JT (the users) would stop referencing or talking about a?? The bad stuff in today's pop culture

 

[Marioguy1]

But SMB likes a??

Anyways, wish granted but when they find that they can't speak about that, they get angry and then they get the pitchforks and torches to burn and poke you to death. They roast you alive on a pitchfork and feed you to their dogs.

I wish for a puppy :D

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it's a stuffed doll.

I wish for your immeadiate explosion.

 

[Zero777]

Granted your caught in it

I wish I could understand Donnie Darko

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted. Now that you're speaking his language, no one can understand YOU.

I wish that Sonic characters appeared in the next Mario Kart game.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but you turn sonic.

I wish for kibble!

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted, dog kibble.

I wish for cat kibble.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but you eat it.

I wish for exploding dentures!

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they're in your mouth and boom.

I wish for a walrus.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but ye gotta find it's bucket.

I wish