Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but you can't eat chocolates (?)

I wish for Shak's tour to come to Chile again
 
Granted, you are not allowed to go to it.

I wish I could win video games more often.
 
Granted, but everyone is fan or everythin and the world becomes awkardly peacefull

I wish to get past the "world" I'm in Shrek Forever After DS
 
Granted, you cant get past the next one.
I wish my Dad would just play *bleep*ing Monopoly with me.
 
Granted, but you get bored of them.
I wish you hadnt taken the money by telepathy.
 
Granted, I take it.

I wish for *insert wish here*
 
Granted, the games ending is really boring.
I wish for my money bak now and nobody can take it.
 
Granted, it then explodes.

I wish I didn't forget what I was going to wish for.
 
Granted, you get bored and wish for something to happen to you.

I wish for everyone and everything to be happy forever.
 
Granted but waste energy

I wish that Baby Luigi didn't cry so much in MalPiT
 
Granted, Wario would fart more

I wish I can shave Donkey Kong's fur off
 
Granted, but Baby Luigi's the main character while Waluigi only makes a tiny cameo

I wish Luigi didn't look so scary
 
Granted, he dies again after ten seconds.

I wish that I could walk through walls.
 
Granted. He starts burping instead

I wish I was done with coloring my picture
 
Granted, they all get deleted.

I wish I was good at sports.
 
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