Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[PokemonMaster]

Granted but your skills go lower.
I wish we had a Baby Mario and Luigi smilie.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you also get a Wario smile along with it

I wish Wario would stop smiling

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but then he gets an even creepier face.

I wish for my Wii to not be broken.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but all your controllers and discs break.

I wish for something edible to eat

 

[Goombella]

Granted, you choke on it.
I wish I was actually researching the 1960s for my project.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, you get into a time travel, you know everything about the 60's, but once they end (December the 31th, 23:59:59) you get back to the start (January the 1st, 0:00:00)

I wish I could watch Glee in Thursday, not Friday.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, then the show ends the week after the show moves.
I wish that I can find a good picture of Lena.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but it has a virus installed in it so it infects your computer by just viewing it

I wish computer viruses can be completely avoided

 

[Goombella]

Granted, you get into a time travel, you know everything about the 60's, but once they end (December the 31th, 23:59:59) you get back to the start (January the 1st, 0:00:00)

Actually, that means I could see the Beatles like infinte times.

Granted, something else thats worse comes along.
I wish I was finished my homework.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but you get a horrible grade.
I wish I knew what was wrong with my Wii.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, your Wii pass out for not telling

I wish that I'm world champion that is unbeaten of SSBB

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, your Wii pass out for not telling

*understanding meter=0/10*

Granted, but you completely fail at every other game.

I wish my Wii would work.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

I saw a few topics on GameFAQs like this.

Granted, but the only game you get to play is Wii Sports.

I wish that the Swordplay event in Wii Sports Resort returns for another game.

 

[ToxBox]

Gamefaqs is for retards

Granted, wii swordplay will be in Xbox 360, not Wii

I wish that gamefaqs don't exist

 

[Smashley]

Gamefaqs is for retards

Says the person who was permabanned there :P

Granted, the entire internet no longer exists.

I wish that my foot didn't hurt.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, your other feet will get hurt

I wish I can have revenge on Gamefaqs

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but it's horrible.

I wish I could at least get Kirby's Epic Yarn out from my Wii.

 

[Zero777]

Granted, but you manage to break the Wii

I wish I was treated better.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but you manage to break the Wii

But it's already broken

Granted, but then you die.

I wish I could stop wishing for my Wii to be fixed.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, you not will stop wishing

I wish Wii HD will be here now and I got enough money to buy it

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but it's sold in the middle of Siberia

I wish that people wouldn't flame me for something regarded as bad as an atrocity now -.-

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted but it's sold in the middle of Siberia

I wish that people wouldn't flame me for something regarded as bad as an atrocity now -.-

Let me guess, the "Wario is Nintendo's Worst Creation Ever" Thread?

Anyway, granted, but Wario no longer exists upsetting many fans of the Mario franchise.

I wish My older brother Leonardo and I were both playable in the next SSB game. (If there even is a next one).

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but you're the worst characters in the game

I wish Wario will be playable in a main, recent Mario game again

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but it's a very lengthy process

I wish lampreys are better known

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, fairies don't know what lampreys is

"I wish Sharks Territory would start acting more mature.", Quote

I wish this quote is 4x more mature