Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted but he kills you

I wish the internet wasn't so dangerous
 
Granted, real life becomes even more dangerous.

I wish I was famous.
 
Granted. Wario loves you now because you're famous

I wish Wario wouldn't like you
 
Granted. It's a brown thing (House Sparrow)

I wish CST and AP testing would only be a second long and I can complete it 100% accurately under a second
 
Granted, but you are non-existent as well.

I wish I didn't get into an posting conflict just now.
 
Granted, but they don't win anything good

I wish that summer is more pleasant
 
Granted but your Kirby pet eats you

I wish for a nice natured Pokemon pet
 
Baby Luigi Lacertae said:
Granted, but they don't win anything good
Umm, the prize is that Eurovision comes to Ireland next year.
Baby Luigi Lacertae said:
Granted but your Kirby pet eats you

I wish for a nice natured Pokemon pet
It goes crazy coz you neglect it.
I wish for peace in the world for a day.
 
Granted but we get world war for the rest of the 364 days

I wish Wario was the cutest thing alive
 
Granted but the fish population surges due to the lack of sharks. And sharks are not ferocious, they're just hungry.

I wish mosquitoes were extinct
 
Granted, a new species of bug that like blood even more comes along.
I wish for...nothing.
 
Granted, you just wasted your wish.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.
 
Gramted, you wish for nothing.
I wish I hadnt wasted my wish wishing for nothing.
 
Granted but you're going to trash that wish the same way you did to the previous one.

I wish I had a Donkey of Kongs
 
Granted, it attacks you.

I wish for everything.
 
Granted but most of the stuff you receive is stuff that you hate.

I wish I can fly
 
Granted, you lose the power after ten seconds.

I wish I was a better swimmer.
 
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