Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted. It's Wario eating Blue Yoshi alive

I wish Wario would marry Mario
 
Granted, but they both have a heart attack right afterwards.
I wish that everyone got the perfect weather that I get here so that I don't feel left out when people are talking about "that tornado ate my pancakes!"
 
Granted. Everyone gets a giant earthquake instead

I wish we can predict earthquakes accurately
 
Granted, but tornadoes occur much more often

I wish Wario would never appear in a game again.
 
Granted, but you get miserable from withdrawal of torturing him

I wish Wario is the main character of the Mario series
 
Granted, but it loses all popularity

I wish I could take over the world.
 
Granted, but you just wasted a wish

I wish that it wasn't so hot in California
 
Granted. You're extremely bored

I wish I had something to do
 
Granted, you can't eat them.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.
 
Granted, nobody likes it.

I wish that I could think of more wishes.
 
Granted. You die out of laughter

I wish Mario can appear in real-life
 
Granted. He's absolute zero and he's rotting

I wish Mario would get fat like Wario
 
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