Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but someone is so envious of you, that gets envy.

I wish to sing well.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but you become famous and dont go on this forum again.
I wish Matthew Bellamy would reply to the last message I sent him.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I got a notice saying I cant send moar messages 'til 11.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but it's weird and you kill yourself.

I wish to be good when I'm famous, and get here everyday.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but no one else comes.

I wish for ICE CREAM

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but you cant eat it.
I wish I could eat meat today.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but you gotta be atheist for that.

I wish to meet Shakira someday.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but she doesnt like you
I wish to be happy.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, Taylor Swift meets you and you become BFFs

I wish to know what's the name of Shak's next CD

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you dislike it.

I wish for a kayak.

 

[Goombella]

Granted but you drown.
I wish that I got an endless supply of chocolates for my life.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but you have to share it.

I wish the chocolates were healthy

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but then you get bored of them.
I wish I was an only child.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you are the only child.

I wish for a rope.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, you cant use them.
I wish life was good.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but its a little too good.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but you get everything
I wish Pokemon was real.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but the Charmed Ones are real too

I wish wars to end (stupid worldwide fights)

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but then lynching starts.

I wish for a goat.

 

[Goombella]

Granted but it eats you.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted.

I wish for a cat.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, it hates you.
I wish I hadnt forgotten to post a wish last time.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but its a bad wish.

I wish for a Nyan Cat.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but all it does is eat and sleep.

I wish I could explore cyber space.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you become bored.

I wish I wasn't lazy.