Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, its a sandwhich but it turns out the butter is margarine.(which actually doesnt taste that bad)
I wish I was happy. :'(
 
Granted, but they remodel your house, making it bigger, add more floors, dig a basement add 3 extra rooms and you now have to pay off a huge mortgage.

I wish I had a krabby patty.
 
Granted,but you cant eat it.
I wish more people would comment on my song(and if they could be about my song.Still I cant blame them).Its here:
http://forum.mariowiki.com/index.php?topic=10892.0
 
Granted, all the comments are negative.

I wish I wasn't sick
 
Granted. You're extremely malicious instead

I wish that you had something that benefits you
 
Granted. I get a bomb and blow up my school while you're inside, benefitting me.

I wish that I never made this wish.
 
Granted. You'll make another wish

I wish that a random house that is not mine blows up
 
Granted, but I wish it away with the other wish I had.

I wish I had that easter chocolate egg.
 
Granted but it has 5000000 calories and 2500 grams of saturated fat. Dare eat it!

I wish I had fast metabolism
 
Granted but I can't find anything that ruins it.

I wish that you knew I already ate the easter chocolate egg I wished for
 
Granted, but it causes a time paradox so the last 8 posts never happened.

I wish Dr. Doofenshmirtz would create a Breaking the Fourth Wall-Inator, turning all the Phineas and Ferb characters to be live-action while all the Disney Channel sitcom characters become animated.
 
Granted, but Sonny and Chad's breakup becomes boring.

I wish for the complete english version of Estoy Aqui
 
Granted but it is translated horribly

I wish the Black-Headed Grosbeak would become a regular at my feeder
 
I assume you're talking about a bird. So, granted, but it hogs all the food from your feeder so the other birds leave.

I wish I could see the Phineas and Ferb movie, now.
 
Granted, but it's a worldwide flop.

I wish Devocion to be Shakira's next single (after Rabiosa, obviously), and that it has an awesome an successful music video which everyone including me, loves, and that the CD single it's selled in all the world.
 
Granted, but the world explodes and you die.

I wish I could remember what happened before the time paradox erased half of my life.
 
Granted but you forget it one second later

I wish House Sparrows were more liked
 
Granted but it is not yours

I wish I was a good white hat hacker
 
Smasher 101 said:
Granted, all the comments are negative.

I wish I wasn't sick
I dont care.You learn from negative comments on how to make stuff better.

Baby Luigi Lacertae said:
Granted but it is not yours

I wish I was a good white hat hacker
Granted, but nobody cares.
I wish happiness was depressing.
 
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