Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, they pass by slow slowly that you die from a lack of sleep.

I wish there was something good on TV.
 
Granted, but you are forbidden to watch the good shows

I wish that I can speak all other languages fluently
 
Granted, but then you cant speak English.
I wish I hadnt stayed up all night at the slepover yesterday.
 
Granted but you are not allowed to sit down anymore.

I wish to not get nervous at dissertations/expositions/however they're called where you live.
 
Granted but you get nervous at everything else

I wish my computer's video driver didn't suck
 
Granted, everything else about your computer sucks

I wish I had a life
 
Granted. You can't eat it.

I wish my Spring Break would last longer than a measly week
 
Granted but you can't view it

I wish I can make good video games
 
Granted but you can't see the outcome.

I wish for a brand new CD of Shakira, that can't suck and is the most succesfull ever, fullfiled with 30 awesome songs with deep lyrics about awesome stuff.
 
Granted, but everytime you try buying it, stores are sold out.

I wish for a chicken sandwich, and I don't want any zombie chickens, I don't want to turn into a chicken myself, and I don't want the chicken to be "a little dry". Just a plain delicious chicken sandwich.
 
Granted. The only thing you can't do is eat it.

I wish my sky isn't light-polluted
 
Granted, but the next week school days are extra-long, and you get loads of homework.
I wish to see Pokemon Movie 13, and its brillant, and the quality is godd, and I get to see it more than once.
 
Granted, but they only play for 5 minutes.
I wish Taylor had had a T party while she was in Dublin.
 
Granted. The boat is alive and eats you.

I wish that I can be a better hacker.
 
Matthew Bellamy said:
Granted, but she chokes on the tea.

I wish I was on a boat.
There is no tea in the T party.The T is for Taylor.
Baby Luigi Lacertae said:
Granted. The boat is alive and eats you.

I wish that I can be a better hacker.
Granted, but you get arrested.
I wish I wasnt goth.
 
Granted but all the world becomes goth and you wish you never wished that before.

I wish Mason to respect when I say "don't comment about this"
It's SO selfish to say "maybe they're right because I'm commenting it?"
Just saying.
 
Granted but Mason disrespects something else.

I wish for something I like to eat
 
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