Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, you wish to get me not-busy

I wish that Shakira's new single would be Devoción
 
Granted, but the fans don't like that idea, so they stop doing that.

I wish don't get bored of my fave songs.
 
Granted, but the songs are permanently stuck inside your mind, making it hard to focus on other things.

I wish I could live in Petalburg (Paper Mario 2 version).
 
Granted, but the game is pirated and won't work on your 3DS.

I wish I could eat some ice cream that is not-meltable.
 
superjeff64 said:
Granted, but the songs are permanently stuck inside your mind, making it hard to focus on other things.
Is that really bad? lol
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Granted, but it render yourself tongue-less... You may don't want to know how that happened, ever.

I wish to have 2 months of school and the restant 10 of vacations
 
DyegoHalliwell said:
superjeff64 said:
Granted, but the songs are permanently stuck inside your mind, making it hard to focus on other things.
Is that really bad? lol
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I don't know, I just couldn't think of anything else. ;D

DyegoHalliwell said:
I wish to have 2 months of school and the restant 10 of vacations

Granted, but each school day is now much longer, and you have more homework than usual.

I want to see the third TMNT cartoon right now.
 
Granted, but it's WAYY horrible so you wish you never saw it.

I wish I worked for Nintendo and made awsome games.
 
Granted, but it mystreriously disappears.

I wish for a new and invincible pen tablet (nobody can steal it)
 
Wish granted, but the pen tablet explodes, so the "invincibility" is a lie.

I wish I was immortal.
 
Granted, but then pizza becomes stuck in it and you can no longer watch it.
I wish I would never get bored of my favorite songs.
 
Granted, you become so crazed about your favorite songs that you kill your family out of anger because the don't like your songs. :bowser:

I wish Francis from SPM would drop dead in his nerdiness. :boo:
 
Granted, but someone nerdier will take his place

I wish Yoshi can implode instead of explode like a balloon
 
Granted, but it happens when he's jumping over a bottomless cliff. With you riding him.

I wish Wario wasn't fat
 
Granted. Wario is obese

I wish that we can travel 10x the speed of light
 
Granted, but light has envy of us.

I wish Shakira to return to Chile with her "The Sun Comes Out World Tour", during 4 consecutive days, without any possible or impossible flaw, or any harm to anyone present or not present there.
As you can see, I really miss that concert, hahaha.
 
Granted, but you get exiled from Chile

I wish my computer would explode spectacularly
 
You know that cease to happen since a long time, right?
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Granted, but the fireworks have s-kind relationship, and you get out of there as fast as hell.

I wish I could astral project to any next concert of Shakira
 
Granted but the concert gets canceled

I wish that my Internet wouldn't suck
 
Granted, but now your Internet goes so fast the computer blows up.

I wish I could meet Taylor Swift(or Selena Gomez, I like them both).
 
Granted, but they don't like you
I wish Canada wasn't going to have an election this month.
 
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