Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted but he gets a record deal and gets it all back
i wish for more rc
 
caligulasAquarium said:
Granted, but it already is, technically, so you have just wasted your wish.

It isn't. All numbers are finite, that is, have an ending. If Infinity is a number, then tell me how many zeroes it has.

And I can't grant TankDempsey's wish, because I don't know how to Japanese.

I wish I knew how to read Japanese
 
okay heres a new one

Wish granted,but the rc just kill you

i wish a wish a wish a wish a wish a wish a wish that i had wish about guns
 
You wish a wish a wish a wish a wish a wish a wish that someone shot you wish a gun.


I wish I was the won who got to shoot you.
 
Granted, but this nimbus is a cumulonimbus cloud that electrocutes you.

I wish I had a tiny umbrella to stop falling anvils
 
All Star doesn't use lives, you have only one :P

Granted, but the Chinese cook you and eat you like chicken

I wish I was a Rock Pigeon
 
Granted. You drink as much as you can and get EXTREMELY overweight. You then crash through the floor and into the earth, getting buried alive and dying.

I wish everyone in the world was a statue.
 
You're a statue, so you can't make that wish.

I wish that I was made of gold.
 
-_-'

Granted, but you lose all your biological parts and lose your sentient being

I wish people stop wishing to be rich
 
You're a statue.

Let's pretend I never made the statue wish.


Granted. They wish for you to die instead.

I wish that I was rich, which becomes a wish for you to die because of your previous wish and my corruption.
 
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