Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Krizzy]

Granted, but the sheer warping of reality causing you to go there weakens the time stream. Over the course of the next four hundred years, your life is slowly squeezed out of you as a result of the timestream breaking. And the flood was happening while you were there, so you also get simultaneously drowned and roasted, along with the squeezing. You suddenly realize that you have a 1-UP mushroom, so you feed it to the Universe before it collapses. It collapses and then restarts, but by now God has decided that humanity is just too gosh-derned stupid to continue, so he makes sentient rabbits instead. Nice job breaking the universe, hero.

I wish I didn't hurt.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but nothing happens.

I wish I was half ghost.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you suck at saving the world.

I wish I rocked at saving the world.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get killed.

I wish I was Danny Phantom.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but Danny Phantom is you.

I wish I had a userpedia account.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Danny Phantom is you.

...That didn't make any sense.

Granted, but you get banned for smoking.

I wish I was Vlad Plasmius.

 

[NSY]

Granted but you turn back into yourself two seconds later.

I wish Ganondorf will die forever.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the Zelda series would end.

I wish I was invincible.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but I mishear you and make you invisible.

I wish I had Fairy God Parents.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get Cosmo.

I wish I could become a smiley on the forum.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, you're this:

I wish Danny Phantom was not cancelled.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Vlad Plasmius is no longer in the series since he got hit by a meteor in space in Phantom Planet.

I wish I could visit the Ghost Zone.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but Vlad Plasmius is no longer in the series since he got hit by a meteor in space in Phantom Planet.

Ghosts....don't.....die!!! Hehehehehe!! So Vlad could techincally appear. But this is neither the time nor the place to discuss this.


Granted, but you suffocate, because Ghost....don't......breathe!!! Hehehehehehe!!!

I wish Adam would win Big Brother 13.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you suffocate, because Ghost....don't......breathe!!! Hehehehehehe!!!

Wat... I'm not a ghost though...

Granted, but he dies in reality.

I wish I could rule the universe.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you rule a universe different from ours. And I overthrow you

I wish I can speak to all animals

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they say bad things to you.

I wish I was Danny Phantom.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but I become Vlad

I wish I was Timmy Turner with Fairy Godparents to do bad stuff to Vicky

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you can't do bad stuff to Crocker.

I wish there was a Danny Phantom/Fairly Oddparents crossover like the Jimmy Timmy power hour.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but it sucks

I wish the crossover didn't suck

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Timmy has a crush on Sam Manson. (ew)

I wish Butch Hartman would continue Danny Phantom and cancel T.U.F.F. Puppy.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but they cancel FOP too

I wish Spongebob didn't suck these days

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they replace Mr. Krabs with Mr. Lawbstar.

I wish I was half ghost.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but I suck you in with a thermos

I wish people think that humans = animals

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but people would think humans are ghosts.

I wish I could get out of the Fenton Thermos.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you go into the Turner Thermos instead

I wish you didn't go into the Turner Thermos