Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but since you wish for nothing, you get air.
I wish that Fawful was my friend
 
Granted, but the magical pony uses a defense move that magically kills you.

I wish I was ten again.
 
Granted, but Mario gets angry because it is his series. Mario kills Luigi.
I wish my wishes never went awry.
 
Granted but he now has Lord Voldemort's personality
I wish that Wreck It-Ralph will be a good movie
 
Granted, but then the director "throws in the towel" and is never shown.

I wish cows went "ooM"
 
Granted, but then you find out that you had a better wish. While you think about your wish (in the middle of a road) a car hits you and you get KO'd.

I wish I was not sore today.
 
(We actually had a game like this on Pokemontcg forums)

Granted but you became sore again.


I wish that I wasn't bad at video games.
 
Granted, but when you clear World 1-1 you do a happy dance, destroying your game and gaming device(s).

I wish Chain Chomps were really prison inmates.
 
Granted but they tear up Alcatraz and Arkham Asylum, allowing the Joker to kill you.
I wish that my little kirby existed
 
Granted, but you are bound to your house because you didn't wish for eternal youth. Eww, five-million year old person! Wrinkles, much?

I wish that Meta Knight was my dad/
 
Uh, did you wish for something...? Erm, granted, but you decide that making people's wishes true is too much work, you die of exhaustion.
I wish the Twilight Zone was real.
 
Granted, but it's filled with vampires.

I wish Twilight read Twilight in the Twilight Zone during twilight hours while playing Twilight Princess.
 
Granted, but the balance in the world was thrown off and you were sacrificed to save it.

I wish Kirby was my bro.
 
Granted, but he isn't a good guy to you.

I wish Rosalina was my sister.
 
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