Magic Vending Machine game

[GalacticPetey]

I force you to eat it

I take out a

 

[Scorpion999]

I kick it.

I take out Cthulhu.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

It eats you
I take out George Bush

 

[NotABannableOffense]

He makes some takes cuts.

I pull out...

THE GREAT DUNGEON IN THE SKY!!!

 

[QuizmoManiac]

But it is in the sky

 

[Brick4848]

I read the previous comments and think you people are nuts.

I take out mario with a star on that lasts forever.

 

[Scorpion999]

I shove a troll into Mario, knocking them into a bottomless pit.

I take out a warlock-form zombie.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Jorge's oddness drives it away.

I take out a Smash Ball.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

I change into giant QuizmoManiac killing you'll
I take out a tea set and invite you to my mansion for tea
You all accept

 

[Nathan Fielder]

And we kill you. We're spies, really.

I take out me.

 

[Pit]

I shove you into the explosion caused by the time paradox.

I take out a penguin.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

The penguin is not available at the moment, please leave a message after the tone.

I take out a Falcon Punch

 

[Bluedevil]

Captain Falcon Falcon Punches you for taking his move.

I take out Fawful and Bowser who are trying to kill one another.

 

[PokemonMaster]

I destroy Bowser.
I take out Baby Luigi.

 

[Zero777]

I eat him

I take out a banhammer

 

[Yoshiwaker]

I take it and do what you were probably going to do.

I take out a Yoshi.

 

[PokemonMaster]

Yoshi eats you.

I take out a Kirby.

 

[mollymoon4]

I eat Kirby because he was actually made out of candy.

I take out Starlow.

 

[Bluedevil]

I hypnotize Starlow into becoming a chav.

I take out the Dark Star who is wearing swirly glasses.

 

[mollymoon4]

I hypnotize Starlow into becoming a chav.

I take out the Dark Star who is wearing swirly glasses.

I remove the glasses and tie a giant pink bow on one of it's points.

I take out a strange mushroom.

 

[PokemonMaster]

I eat it.

I take out a donut.

 

[mollymoon4]

Homer Simpson eats it.

I take out a packet of candy.

 

[PokemonMaster]

I eat it.

I take out a King Dedede.

 

[mollymoon4]

I kill him with a hammer power-up (in Kirby 'cause there isn't one in Mario-you just get a hammer)

I take out a magic potion.

 

[banjonator1]

I throw it at ,and he goes bald.

I pull out a box of radioactive crackers!