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  • Unpopular opinion but sites shouldn't be hosting "enhancement" mods for female characters and the like. It's super aliennating for me. It's on the same ick I get for people that create mods that whitewash black characters like Nessa from Pokémon.
    I don't care how you judge me, but if you are a spider and decide to hang near my peripheral vision and nearly drop on my lap while in the middle of me driving a car for nearly three hours, you're gonna get searched and destroyed by a mask box once I park.
    WHAT'S THIS?! HALLOWEEN IN SEPTEMBER?!?!
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    September is utterly worthless anyway

    (Also this is more of a fall theme, and November is better than October imo)
    Cocoa
    Cocoa
    Then what's your halloween theme???
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    THIS, haha

    But in November he'll just be regular pumpkins
    A form of theft worse than piracy (which isn't theft) is robbing us of the ability to play your legacy games, Nintendo.
    Toasty Toad
    Toasty Toad
    why can't they rerelease old systems with thier games
    i am pretty sure they did that but it would be nice to super mario world without an emulator
    If you know anyone that can do really good Mario impressions (of good audio quality) or I can listen to clips of good Mario impressions, let me know. It doesn't have to be perfect, just close enough. I need them for, uh, annoying Smash Bros. clips...
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    All righty! Well I'm playing Smash Ultimate: Mario tells people, YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE, YOU MOTHA*gets shot*" edition.
    Cocoa
    Cocoa
    isnt that from robot chicken
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    Yup! In Smash Ultimate, he says this while being Star KOd
    How does a skeleton inflate his tires?

    A pumpkin.
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    Why not use the pumpkins as tires as Mario and friend probably do since Mario Kart is creatively bankrupt when it comes to tire design?
    Chowder
    Chowder
    The skeleton doesn't want the big corporations stealing his patent on Pumpkin Pump tires and the official Pumpkin Pump tire pump shaped like a pumpkin.
    The dialogue for a catastrophically epic match between the god of land and the god of sea would go something like this

    WATER you waiting for!?
    You're going to have to DRY harder!
    Not before I RAIN on your parade!
    I'm going to LAND on you if you don't shut up!
    HA! Looks like you didn't SEA that coming.
    You have no GROUNDS to say that!

    Good thing I was there! I took a photo.
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    And the dragon will stop them WEATHER they like it or not!
    It is the year 2021 and I can play indie/fanmade sprite-based Smash Bros.-esque and Mario Kart-esque games online but I can't play official Smash Bros. or Mario Kart games online without paying.
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    also you can play remote play together on rivals of aether so i have access to local options despite living a long distance away from you but you have no option to do so in any smash game
    lol i see a fairly oddparents joke
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    Also, I remind you I used to pumpkin spam in the forum games about word disassociation and stuff.
    Every single piece of software we need to use feels like it's gated behind some goddamn subscription.

    Autodesk Maya? Could get a license for $6,000 before. Hefty? Sure. But this is nothing compared to the $1,700/year subscription they currently impose! WTF!? I rather lay tons of money for a software I know I'm going to keep, not do perpetual payments that are easy to lose track of.

    These subscriptions are a freaking infestation on society. Mario Kart Tour is currently mired in TWO separate subscriptions, as if that game is even worth playing for free to begin with (it's not).
    Koopa con Carne
    Koopa con Carne
    Get an art degree scholarship and they'll eventually arrange to fetch ya a Maya license... At least so it happens where I study.

    If that's too much of a hassle, yarr harr fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is all that you need!
    Why do heavyweights even go faster in Mario Karts? Lightweights should be at the advantage not the likes of freaking Wario.
    Yoshi! Yoshi!
    Yoshi! Yoshi!
    I find heavy weights are hard to master. I seldom am passed by them.
    I bet the most paranoid parents think this forum is a community of not likeminded Mario fans that are young adults and teens, but weird, shady 46 year olds that draw stupid pictures about each other every August and laugh among themselves.
    There's a special place in hell for Audi, BMW, Mercedes, and Italian sports car drivers (esp Maserati) and it's full of Spiny Shells.
    Koopa con Carne
    Koopa con Carne
    when a couple of vain losers slowly cruise their BMW, windows down, in front of your house, blasting shitty music at max volume in a sorry attempt to ensure you hear the wavelengths of their reduced neuronal activity
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    I'm a fan of rap BUT if you play it to the point to ripping off your subwoofers, YOU'RE RUINING THE SONG.
    Where do ducks go at night? Well, during 2 am I saw a few floating on the pool. I must conclude they are having pool parties.
    Koopa con Carne
    Koopa con Carne
    Egyptian geese (or as I call them, Nile geese) are widespread around these parts. In fact, Wikipedia states they have become established urban birds in the Western world. Notably, California is mentioned as one of the places that host feral populations of Egyptian geese, so you might have some degree of familiarity with these birds.
    Yoshi! Yoshi!
    Yoshi! Yoshi!
    Do the Egyptian Geese differ in appearance to the American Geese?
    Koopa con Carne
    Koopa con Carne
    "American goose" isn't a specific term; are you referring to Canadian geese in particular?

    I believe the plumage in the Canadian goose shares much of its colour palette with the Egyptian variety; both species are predominantly light-brown with spots of white and black. However, the adult Canadian goose is best distinguished by its black-coloured head and neck, while the Egyptian goose has characteristic, dark-brown marks around its eyes—if viewed from the side, the goose almost looks it's wearing a domino mask!
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