MegaBowser64

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 30, 2024

I finally reported supermariowiki.com to Google's anti phishing program, so maybe it'll finally get taken down. When I checked today, it still redirected to a site with an Indian namespace pretending to be McAfee. It says my Windows 10 pc (I do not own a Windows 10 pc) is infected with a virus and shoots you a big fat button that it says will cure your pc of all disease!

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 30, 2024

A drunk man gets arrested for kicking a buffalo then pleads not guilty to it in court? now that's my kind of news headline

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 29, 2024

whoever likes this post first will become exceptionally lucky

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 28, 2024

I just finished my drivers ed exams and now have my learner's permit. For the first time in my life, I was able to walk home from my exams instead of walking home.

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 27, 2024

I heard the next Mario Party game will be released as a pair of similar games (in the fashion of Pokemon). The two titles are rumored to be Mario Democratic Party and Mario Republican Party.

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 26, 2024

My online academy: *gives me the 2024 student recognition award*

Me: "I don't know what I did to deserve this! I'm genuinely confused but I'll take it anyway!"

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 24, 2024

Under what circumstance have you ever seen Mario eat meat

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 19, 2024

Russia hacked a Texas water tower to make it overflow. One of the most hilarious headlines I've heard this month. Still unfortunate though

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 19, 2024

Most teenagers eating brunch:
finally something to start the day off!
Me:
uh I already ate

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 18, 2024

You might feel a little pinch

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 17, 2024

I registered all 10 of my fingers on my laptop's fingerprint sensor and then my laptop died and then it crashed and now it smells all toasty, I think my fingers are too much for it to comprehend

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 16, 2024

Is Rogueport a play on roquefort, I'm curious

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 16, 2024

geno is too holy to be spoken of on our pitiful forum

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 15, 2024

In observance of World Art Day today, I made some art for the first time in my life

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 14, 2024

Today I learned that placing over 11 gnomes in a McDonalds does not necessarily make it any less depressing

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 12, 2024

whoops how knew spray foam insulation binds to human skin faster than you can shake a stick at

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 11, 2024

*me about to log on to Mario Boards*
*guesses I have 9 notifications (has no idea)*
*has exactly 9 notifications*

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 10, 2024

i've done a terrible thing. I've connected all of the electronic components in my room into one evil beast of wires. i couldn't help myself. I counted them and there are 20 individual components, all connected to my poor laptop in one way or another

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 9, 2024

Good evening. I'm here to inform you that today, April 9, National Unicorn Day is observed in the United States of America. Please celebrate this holiday with unicorn-themed activities as you see fit.

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 9, 2024

yay I finally got my laptop back after half an hour of my dog sleeping on it

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 8, 2024

The first person to like this post will make it so my post count is exactly twice my reaction score

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 7, 2024

Apparently the other day I started a rumor about me being 18, and I've unwittingly cemented my secondary age (it's complicated) as what everyone thinks my actual age is

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 6, 2024

What's up guys, I'm back from hell

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 4, 2024

Just so you guys know, I'm taking a short break from the Mario Boards. I won't be active during this time. See you soon!

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  MegaBowser64

• Apr 2, 2024

The amount of algebra in my math curriculums is inversely proportional to my grades in said curriculums, it sucks