A drunk man gets arrested for kicking a buffalo then pleads not guilty to it in court? now that's my kind of news headline
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I just finished my drivers ed exams and now have my learner's permit. For the first time in my life, I was able to walk home from my exams instead of walking home.
I heard the next Mario Party game will be released as a pair of similar games (in the fashion of Pokemon). The two titles are rumored to be Mario Democratic Party and Mario Republican Party.
My online academy: *gives me the 2024 student recognition award*
Me: "I don't know what I did to deserve this! I'm genuinely confused but I'll take it anyway!"
Under what circumstance have you ever seen Mario eat meat
Russia hacked a Texas water tower to make it overflow. One of the most hilarious headlines I've heard this month. Still unfortunate though
Most teenagers eating brunch:
finally something to start the day off!
Me:
uh I already ate
You might feel a little pinch
I registered all 10 of my fingers on my laptop's fingerprint sensor and then my laptop died and then it crashed and now it smells all toasty, I think my fingers are too much for it to comprehend
Is Rogueport a play on roquefort, I'm curious
geno is too holy to be spoken of on our pitiful forum
In observance of World Art Day today, I made some art for the first time in my life
Today I learned that placing over 11 gnomes in a McDonalds does not necessarily make it any less depressing
whoops how knew spray foam insulation binds to human skin faster than you can shake a stick at
*me about to log on to Mario Boards*
*guesses I have 9 notifications (has no idea)*
*has exactly 9 notifications*
i've done a terrible thing. I've connected all of the electronic components in my room into one evil beast of wires. i couldn't help myself. I counted them and there are 20 individual components, all connected to my poor laptop in one way or another
Good evening. I'm here to inform you that today, April 9, National Unicorn Day is observed in the United States of America. Please celebrate this holiday with unicorn-themed activities as you see fit.
yay I finally got my laptop back after half an hour of my dog sleeping on it
The first person to like this post will make it so my post count is exactly twice my reaction score
Apparently the other day I started a rumor about me being 18, and I've unwittingly cemented my secondary age (it's complicated) as what everyone thinks my actual age is
What's up guys, I'm back from hell
Just so you guys know, I'm taking a short break from the Mario Boards. I won't be active during this time. See you soon!
The amount of algebra in my math curriculums is inversely proportional to my grades in said curriculums, it sucks
Herald! Herald! Behold, the doctor is in! -
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