MegaBowser64

MegaBowser64

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  • MegaBowser64
    I bought my first pair of Air Jordans, and they arrived today:
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    I will admit they feel very expensive (but then again I paid nearly $100 for them). It almost feels embarrassing to wear them, like I don't need or deserve something like these.
    MegaBowser64
    Oh dear, it appears a 5-legged spider has made itself comfortable next to me on my bed
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    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    True, for I am a sleeper.
    Barby Koala
    Barby Koala
    I can relate. I'm not a morning person myself, so I'd rather sleep in 'til at least 11 AM or 12 PM.
    JDBH Falcon
    JDBH Falcon
    I can somewhat relate. I tend to sleep in at around 11, and then regret sleeping for that long, even though I'm no morning person no more.
    MegaBowser64
    Never thought I'd see what appeared to be a nerdy college student pull into my neighbor's driveway, get out wearing Kanye West shoes, take out what appeared to be a sniper rifle, plop it on the ground, fiddle with ammunition, and yell a greeting at me in the nicest and politest way possible. I haven't heard any gunshots or police sirens yet so I think he's cool.
    MegaBowser64
    Do you ever wonder about all those users that joined to make a Help Desk topic and never returned to see the replies?
    E. C. Koopa
    E. C. Koopa
    Me, who could have actually provided the solution to one of the people who showed up in Help Desk but then got social anxiety and never did and now feels bad:
    Superchao
    Superchao
    you can still do it. I believe in you
    MegaBowser64
    uh
    well
    I um
    I fogrot
    my 1 year anniversary of bein on here was yesterday

    Idk if it's the emotional music I'm listening to, but this is bringing back some memories. Time sure flies
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    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    But I wasn't active till later so that will be something more important to commemorate
    E. C. Koopa
    E. C. Koopa
    If you had joined two days later, you would have joined exactly on my ten year anniversary.

    I'll have been here for 11 years in a few hours.

    Pardon me while I go question what time even is anymore.
    MegaBowser64
    I hate how the general sentiment of social media is that we're never good enough and that somebody is always going to be "better" than you. Things would be a whole lot easier if we just woke up one day and realized we actually are good enough just being our normal selves
    MegaBowser64
    There's nothing quite like a well-known scam artist directly telling you "we are not a scam"
    Super Bad Mario
    Super Bad Mario
    If anything that makes it sound worse, because you shouldn't have to say "we are not a scam" unless it is a scam
    E. C. Koopa
    E. C. Koopa
    We promise we are real and not just trying to steal your money.
    John, and some other people who aren't scam artists
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    That's really funny because the figurehead of the scam I've been investigating is named "Jonathan"
    MegaBowser64
    The dilemma of not wearing a bicycle helmet and receiving complements for my helmetless self from loitering peers, or wearing a bike helmet and not dying all over the place

    Edit: nevermind, I checked on my loitering peers and they were wearing bike helmets too :barkley:
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    or wearing a hood over my helmet and everybody screaming and running away from me because they think I have a machine gun hidden under my hood
    MegaBowser64
    There's just something about Jabba the Hutt shoes that makes you want to pay $140 for them
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    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    Idk if I should be telling you this... but they're Adidas kicks, there's a couple pairs on eBay. Super rare, and there just happens to be a pair for sale in my size (12 mens). I can't resist the big gold "GANGSTER" thingy on the laces
    Super Bad Mario
    Super Bad Mario
    they're mid.
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    exactly, that's why I want them so much, people would be kind of disgusted by them
    MegaBowser64
    "We cannot win this reelection. We can only reelect Donald Trump" - something Joe Biden actually said
    MegaBowser64
    I've had these random bouts of depression lately that last a few hours. Listening to music helps (as always) though
    MegaBowser64
    I realize that I don't need to make a new sandwich, because I already have something I can slap ingredients into and call it a sandwich
    MegaBowser64
    "They speak Canadian, we speak English." - My Bible study teacher explaining the difference between Canada and America
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    Super Bad Mario
    Super Bad Mario
    Canadian isn't even a language from what I know, how'd she mess up like that
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    So Canada has 2 official languages: English and French. In the region of Canada I live close to, most people speak English, but signs and packaging also have to be in French. In the province of Quebec, however, almost everybody speaks French. So, to put it simply, the teacher (who is a he) was probably referring to French and accidentally called it Canadian instead.
    JDBH Falcon
    JDBH Falcon
    What?
    MegaBowser64
    opinion on men?
    Barby Koala
    Barby Koala
    If a man is a neckbeard or any other sort of creep, you have exactly 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my circle of friends.
    Super Bad Mario
    Super Bad Mario
    More likely to be creeps if we're being 100% honest, but I mean for those of that are "normal" we're pretty good
    JDBH Falcon
    JDBH Falcon
    SO WHEN IT COMES TO ANYBODY THERE'S NO TRUST FOR NO ONE
    MAN, SO WHAT? MY WHOLE PLAN'S TO GO NUTS
    MY SHOULDER'S READY FOR MORE SHRUGS I'M GON' JUDGE
    ANYBODY TRYNA ENTER MY CIRCLE OF NO LOVE
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