Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but it has decomposed taco sauce and maggot eggs all over it and the pieces are being eaten by 2-meter-long tapeworms

I wish I didn't have to rhyme every time I sang
 
granted but i messed up the wish completely because who is Glitch Productions?

I wish for more magical girl anime and manga to have canon trans magical girls.
 
Granted. As soon as you press + on the title screen, a virus corrupts your Switch.

I wish, again, that Glitch Productions (the team behind Amazing Digital Circus, if you don't know) would stop gaslighting me into believing Orbsman is my favorite character from said show.
 
Granted, now nobody can ever take a flight again if any part of the flight overlaps with nighttime.

I wish I had a free day trip to Wonderland in Ever After High's universe where I could meet Madeline Hatter, Alistair Wonderland, Bunny Blanc, Lizzie Hearts, and Kitty Cheshire
 
Renjamin said:
Granted, he now is your favourite character from said show

I wish that airplanes in the night sky were like shooting stars
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If that's true, I'm going to die in 8 days.

Anyway, granted, but you become a really stupid antagonist character and everyone makes fun of you

I wish for infinite chocolate croissants
 
Granted, but the number of comments you make is so excessive it overloads the server and makes it crash and it crashes your computer too.

I wish everything in the world was bouncy
 
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