Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Spaceman Spiff]

Granted, but the amount of people in Switzerland causes it to sink.

I wish I had the ability to manipulate time.

 

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, but every time you manipulate time you get 12 and a half years taken off your life

I wish the sun went down later

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, but to compensate the temperature rises enough to burn your legs during any season.

I wish I could buy a Tandy 1000SX with a CGA monitor included for $30.

 

[Fizzle]

Granted, but you can use it for 1 hour daily.

I wish I had a good wish for wishing with.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Granted, but you only get it right before you die.

I wish I had some cinnamon scrolls.

 

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, but if you read them you will automatically inflate into a giant balloon and float into space

I wish I had a better phone

 

[SparksMarioWiki]

Your wish is granted, but your phone is super complicated and locks you out of it forever.

I wish I had my own plane!

 

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, but you crash into a bouncy castle because you don't have a pilot's license

I wish shaving cream tasted like marshmallows

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Granted, but now marshmallows taste like shaving cream and everyone gets mad at you and drives you out of the country.

I wish my birthday would come faster.

 

[Fizzle]

Granted, but you get no gifts from anyone.

I wish Nintendo Switch Online was free, like with the Wii / Wii U.

 

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, but the only series you can play is Cooking Mama.

I wish I had a glass of lemonade

 

[Roy "Bully" Koopa]

Granted, but the lemonade is so sour that you taste nothing but lemonade for days. And it's not even good lemonade. It's BAD lemonade that somebody left out in the sun for a week.

 

[SparksMarioWiki]

You are forced to drink the sour lemonade because you didn't make a wish.

I wish I could visit Tokyo!

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, but it's only on Google Maps and you're not allowed to use VR.

I wish I could get into grad school.

 

[Fizzle]

Granted, but the school closes in 30 days.

Granted, but the lemonade is so sour that you taste nothing but lemonade for days. And it's not even good lemonade. It's BAD lemonade that somebody left out in the sun for a week.

I see where you went with this (LOL)

I wish some Pokemon were real. (not Galarian Weezing)

 

[Roy "Bully" Koopa]

I wish some Pokemon were real. (not Galarian Weezing)

A mysterious virus turns all the Pokémon hostile and they all attack you (seriously running out of creative ideas here LOL; it started with the lemonade thing)

 

[Fizzle]

The Pokemon turn on YOU because you forgot to wish again.

I wish I knew what character to be next

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

You suddenly realise the perfect idea but everyone else hates it

I wish I had a wish

 

[Fizzle]

Granted, but the wish is for another person to wish.

I wish my dogs weren't constantly making messes.

 

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, but now they make muffins, and the muffins make messes.

I wish Super Mario came to my house

 

[Fizzle]

Granted, but so did Waluigi.

I wish the next person could have two wishes.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Granted, by they're both awful.

I wish Waluigi came to my house.

 

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, but so did Mario.

I wish I could go to Burger King every day

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, but you can only go to the physical location, not eat anything from there.

I wish I were a Lucario.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted but you accidentally stab your hand when you touch your chest
I wish hard times weren't the happiest days of my life