Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, but it has decomposed taco sauce and maggot eggs all over it and the pieces are being eaten by 2-meter-long tapeworms

I wish I didn't have to rhyme every time I sang

 

[Fizzle]

Granted, but so does everyone else and if you do rhyme, you die

I wish you copy paste somethingfrom your mind on to paper or into a game

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted but it's only your most embarrassing thoughts
I wish most people were actually nice when I used to go to school

 

[Fizzle]

Granted, but now all those rude people are at every college besides your own

I wish I had a wish to wish on this wish list wishing thread

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted, but it's a wish for you to fall into a volcanic caldera.

I wish Glitch Productions wouldn't try to gaslight people into believing Orbsman is their favorite character.

 

[Primarina]

granted but i messed up the wish completely because who is Glitch Productions?

I wish for more magical girl anime and manga to have canon trans magical girls.

 

[yoshibro75]

Granted, but it's really boring and plot-less anime.

I wish for the 3DS & Wii U Nintendo Eshop to be open again.

 

[MiracleDinner]

Granted, but the only games on there are Sticker Star and Colour Splash

I wish I could spend a day inside the Titans Tower in the Teen Titans Go universe

 

[yoshibro75]

Granted, but the only games on there are Sticker Star and Colour Splash

I wish I could spend a day inside the Titans Tower in the Teen Titans Go universe

Sticker star and color splash are great games, that's not bad at all

 

[MiracleDinner]

Sticker star and color splash are great games, that's not bad at all

It's still only one game per console on the eshop, and both are relatively easy and if anything cheaper to get physical copies of anyway

I wish for a New 3DS XL

 

[yoshibro75]

Granted but it's out of battery and it doesn't come with an adapter. (and all the 3ds adapters are sold out)

 

[Fizzle]

No wish granted due to no wish to grant (Error Code: FORGOR)

I wish Mario Party Jamboree comes out tomorrow

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. As soon as you press + on the title screen, a virus corrupts your Switch.

I wish, again, that Glitch Productions (the team behind Amazing Digital Circus, if you don't know) would stop gaslighting me into believing Orbsman is my favorite character from said show.

 

[Renjamin]

Granted, he now is your favourite character from said show

I wish that airplanes in the night sky were like shooting stars

 

[MiracleDinner]

Granted, now nobody can ever take a flight again if any part of the flight overlaps with nighttime.

I wish I had a free day trip to Wonderland in Ever After High's universe where I could meet Madeline Hatter, Alistair Wonderland, Bunny Blanc, Lizzie Hearts, and Kitty Cheshire

 

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, he now is your favourite character from said show

I wish that airplanes in the night sky were like shooting stars

If that's true, I'm going to die in 8 days.

Anyway, granted, but you become a really stupid antagonist character and everyone makes fun of you

I wish for infinite chocolate croissants

 

[Primarina]

granted but they taste terrible. I wish none of my disqus comments were ever detected as spam.

 

[Wendy O. Koopa]

Granted, but the number of comments you make is so excessive it overloads the server and makes it crash and it crashes your computer too.

I wish everything in the world was bouncy

 

[Primarina]

Granted, but everything you step on will also bounce back up at you.

I wish for all future midseason cures in the pretty cure franchise to be ex-villains.