I can't be the only person who wants to be productive and work on their 'Shroom sections for July, but is too tired to write because of the warm summer weather.
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Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Full House:
Waldorf: Aah, I can't get enough of the "widowed father raising three kids" trope of sitcoms. Those always play their cards well.
Statler: Not well enough, I'd say. I've yet to see this show and its sequel play a Royal Flush.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Star Wars: The Acolyte:
Waldorf: Here, catch! (Throws a life ring off the balcony)
Statler: Ah, waste of time. Nothing will save this show.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air:
Waldorf: This show is the perfect mix of African-American hip-hop culture and upper class Californian culture. It's a cocktail that's sure to hit your tastebuds.
Statler: Yeah, and it's sure to hit you in the face like a Smith hitting a Rock.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Sonic and the Black Knight:
Statler: So that blue hedgehog has taken up the sword, huh?
Waldorf: Well, it was only a matter of time before Sega realised that they had to sort out their problems with the story over gameplay branch of their fanbase.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Kermit's Swamp Years:
Waldorf: Aah, nothing like the good old days when we were young and that silly frog wasn't running The Muppet Show.
Statler: Yeah. Wish we could go back in time to convince the frog to never start The Muppet Show.
Hohohohohohoho!
(Kermit peeks out from between Waldorf and Statler's seats)
Kermit: Don't count on it.
Waldorf: Hey, can we see your ticket, fella?
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Disney's The Sword In The Stone:
Statler: Hey, wake up, you old fool! You slept through the film!
Waldorf: Who's a fool? You watched it.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Nostalgia Critic:
Statler: You know, I honestly see ourselves in this Nostalgia Critic fellow.
Waldorf: Yeah, 'cause watching The Muppet Show every night is bound to drive us crazy like all of the terrible movies this guy has watched.
Statler: Yeah, so I'm glad he'll remember those movies so we won't have to.
Waldorf: Which movies?
Statler: I forgot.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on How I Met Your Mother:
Waldorf: Why did it take that fool Ted Mosby nine seasons to tell his kids how he met their mother?
Statler: Because it's nine impossible to recover from a series finale as bad as this show had.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on SuperMarioLogan:
Waldorf: This show is like if you took The Happytime Murders and made it into a YouTube channel.
Statler: I should say so. Personally, I don't care for puppets much. I don't find them believable.
Waldorf: I don't believe you.
Hohohohohohoho!
Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap teams in today's issue of The 'Shroom! I will be collaborating with a rather seasoned spectre in Cooking Guide and my Mariosona and his gang take on the second of General Zellon's commanding officers in Sport Report: The Movie!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The High Fructose Adventures of the Annoying Orange:
Statler: Just when you think internet culture couldn't get any cruder, this show comes along and proves us wrong!
Waldorf: Well, the creator of this show was always a bit fruity.
Hohohohohohoho!
I've seen other Wiki users writing 'Shroom sections under a pen name/persona, such as Edofenrir writing Monthly Inquisition for Fake News under the persona of Koohitsu. I've been thinking of doing the same thing for a future 'Shroom section, with said persona being an Australian character as a tribute being a tribute to former Critic Corner director, Crocodile Dippy. But at the same time, I'm unsure if I should go through with the idea because I also feel that having a 'Shroom persona based on Dippy's persona could be considered insensitive towards Dippy and the legacy she left behind. What do you guys think I should do?
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory:
Statler: That movie was great! Fantastic! That Willy Wonka really showed those spoiled brats humility and showed Charlie he's got great worth!
Waldorf: Nah, I didn't like it. That Grandpa Joe is pulling some disability fraud scheme, and Wonka could've just ran out onto the street and given Charlie some money and candy.
Statler: Ah, what would you know, you old fool?
Waldorf: Don't call me an old fool, or I'll give you the evil eye.
Statler: Oh, I'm scared, I'm scared. (He gets a stroke from Waldorf's evil eye)
Waldorf: I warned him.
Don't you just love people who go snooping through your Facebook photos so they can judge you whenever you say anything on Facebook? Don't you just ever feel like those people should really get a life?
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Donkey Kong Country (TV series):
Waldorf: Have I said that this show can drive you bananas?
Statler: Yeah, and I suggest you keep on saying it 'till we get there.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Keeping Up With The Kardashians:
Statler: Man, Miss Piggy sure went down a dark path after she and Kermit separated.
Waldorf: I should say so. She went from Bay of Pigs to Runt of the Litter.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Modern Family:
Waldorf: That's wonderful! A dysfunctional sitcom family with more cracks in their lives than a sidewalk tile! I wonder if there's anything they can't do.
Statler: Yeah, having a love life that isn't more unhinged than a screen door during Hurricane Katrina.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Super Mario Odyssey:
Statler: You know, when I see how that Princess Peach treated Mario and Bowser, I'm glad I left my wife.
Waldorf: You left your wife?
Statler: Yeah, I left her at home.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Luck of the Irish (2001):
Waldorf: That Ryan Merriman is a great little actor.
Statler: Yes, and getting smaller all the time.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Avengers Endgame:
Statler: I think you could compare this movie to chewing a stick of gum.
Waldorf: How so?
Statler: It starts out tasteful, but the further into it, the blander it becomes.
Waldorf: Yeah, and once you take a new stick to chew, it won't match the taste of the first one.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Regular Show:
Waldorf: I never thought a cartoon could go from 0 to 100 so quickly within 5 minutes of each episode.
Statler: Well, what do you expect? When you let The Muppets write an animated series, you can expect anything but regular.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Sonic and the Secret Rings:
Waldorf: What kind of Sonic game was that?
Statler: It's called a medium game.
Waldorf: A medium game?
Statler: Yes, it wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well done.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on South Park:
Waldorf: I don't think this show is suitable for children.
Statler's Grandson: I don't think this show is suitable for anybody.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Walking Dead:
Waldorf: Do you believe there's life after death?
Statler: Every time an episode of this dumb show ends.
Hohohohohohoho! -
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