LeftyGreenMario

LeftyGreenMario

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  • Koopa con Carne
    Hey, don't be sad that I bullied Mario. Here's something to even things out.

    Baby Luigi needs clothes to become intelligent, as eloquently illustrated by Ray Trace:

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    Meanwhile, Mario shines brightest when he's topless.

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    LeftyGreenMario
    Me trying to decide the subject matter for Shroomfest warm color drawing

    Uh....... Maple Treeway on fire!? Skewer with dramatic fire lighting?!? Should I even draw Mario, who I've drawn a bajillion times already!??!

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    LeftyGreenMario
    I remember people in Smash Bros. 4 complained about Mario's U-Smash granting Mario's head invincible hitboxes. I'm like, bruh, attack ALWAYS had those hitbox, even back in Brawl, and it's always been a good move; it's just that Mario's toolkit has improved a ridiculous amount since Brawl that you just started noticing the good qualities of a move now backed up by a good toolkit rather than a mediocre toolkit (and a more friendly environment compared to how hostile Brawl was).
    PaperMario77
    PaperMario77
    Well, there are more broken games than Smash 4.
    Sheik's F-air in melee is not only auto-cancelable,
    but the hitbox is the size of Fox.
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    Melee is definitely not a balanced game, but some issues people have with stronger characters are sometimes nonsense. Like, people didn't complain about Mario's moves *until* Mario was an actual usable character rather than, in Brawl, just a short-ranged character that could do some damage, but suffered with KO problems, and, while he didn't have a *terrible* moveset, he just was outmatched by those with better combo and kill ability; it didn't help his recovery was highly exploitable and he was prone to being chaingrabbed to death.
    LeftyGreenMario
    My sister mentions it in passing but I'm really curious to try chitterlings on pizza. Don't think it exists but I'm first in line to try if someone makes it.
    Bob Craples
    I now know what it's like to think of all the fun ways to kill a fictional character. I will never question your Wario-killing ways again.
    Ray Trace
    Washes hands in sink.
    Washes hands in sink.
    Washes hands in sink.
    Washes hands in sink.
    Washes hands in sink.

    ....

    Sink breaks.
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    Cayde
    Cayde
    the urbz gba in a nutshell

    takes shower

    takes shower

    shower breaks

    tries fixing shower but no

    all meters are empty

    died

    mua ha ha ha *sparkle noise*

    wake up in hospital right across from your home

    go back home and spend money on useless crap and forget the shower
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    That sounds like Sims but you don't respawn in a hospital. You just straight up die and become a ghost.
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    Cayde
    Cayde
    it is a sims game

    it's a spinoff
    Cayde
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    Bob Craples
    Bob Craples
    Wah
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    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    What's the difference between Wario and a dirty sofa!

    One has a fetid odor for sitting around for too long, is covered in odd stains here and there, is disgustingly springy to touch, and its own legs don't look like it supports its weight.

    The other is a dirty sofa.

    And yes I know the joke is done a thousand times but you've never let that sink in, so what do you know.
    Bob Craples
    Bob Craples
    🙁🙁 I know you like to take his life but why must you take his pride? 🙁🙁
    LeftyGreenMario
    Mass shooting at San Jose, California. I'm okay.
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    Czario
    Czario
    Geez, how close is that to where you are?
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    San Jose is not far at all. I could drive to downtown in maybe a little under half an hour.

    Yes fuck NRA and fuck Republicans for constantly stonewalling enabling this shit. Fox News has already blamed the shooting on vaccines, which is absolutely vile.
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    The Second Amendment is a mistake.
    Cayde
    I'm a Wario and I'm a gonna win! Ha ha ha rak! *snap*
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    I think his neck snapped.
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    Cayde
    Cayde
    He's putting his jaw back into place.

    Wah wah wah!

    Eh urhn! *shakes butt*

    Wah ha ha ha, bah ha ha ha, BAH HA HA HA! *has a fit on floor*
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    LeftyGreenMario
    The world was a little darker the day pink, green, purple, and cyan ketchup were discontinued.
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    Cayde
    Cayde
    damn all this time I've been eating red ketchup when I could have had freaking BLUE or GREEN ketchup
    Fawfulthegreat64
    Fawfulthegreat64
    Did they have purple mustard?
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    It's doable to make purple mustard but I don't think they sold it. I mean that bright yellow color of mustard isn't a natural color. It's dyed from turmeric and from artificial food dyes to make it that way. It's fine. A lot of foods actually don't look that great in their "natural" state. Hot dogs would be gray, and margarine would be like lard for instance.
    LeftyGreenMario
    Due to the way one react has been reworked, we must enshrine the new idea that this
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    and other similar expressions are now reactions of impotent rage and then enough people will complain and then we must find a new way to express anger.
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